BARRACUS start You see Ton. --- You see a huge member of the Children. do_dialogue start->do_dialogue weapon_check do_dialogue->weapon_check get_reaction do_dialogue->get_reaction Barracus04 Hey, you think your weapon's gonna earn you some 'spect? It's gonna earn you a grave, man. Put it away. --- Hey, you think your weapon's gonna earn you some 'spect? It's gonna earn you a grave, girl. Put it away. do_dialogue->Barracus04 Barracus03 Man, I already talked to you! Take your shit somewhere else! do_dialogue->Barracus03 Barracus06 You wanna talk to Ton? Fine. But if I hear the word "praise," I'll kill you. do_dialogue->Barracus06 do_dialogue->Barracus06 Barracus07 Hello, miss. I am Ton, 2,000 pounds of the Master's toughest fighter. I have also been evolved by the FEV into something that you need to check out. Let's get it on, baby. do_dialogue->Barracus07 ReactToLevel get_reaction->ReactToLevel BarracusEnd Barracus04->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus03->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus13 Shit! You're dumber than the zombies! Just get out of here! Barracus06->Barracus13 Waa! Barracus05a Barracus06->Barracus05a I was looking for someone smart enough to tell me what's really going on around this joint! Barracus20 You stand around this for months and you go crazy as them. What do you want from Ton? Barracus06->Barracus20 You're not a big fan of worship services? Barracus21 I am losing it in this zombie pit, and I don't need you helping me. Get the hell away from me. Barracus06->Barracus21 What's your problem, pal? Barracus22 That's Morpheus. He stays upstairs, except to give sermons. He don't even do that much anymore. He's smart and he's a winner, and that's all that counts. Go see him for yourself. Barracus06->Barracus22 I want to speak with the man in charge. Barracus23 You need to go out into the Boneyard, pal. Ain't no slosh in here, and I've looked! Barracus06->Barracus23 Sure thing. The only thing I feel like praising is a bottle of Rad Scorpion. Barracus24 Agree. What can Ton do for you? Barracus06->Barracus24 Fine. The first one of us who says that word dies. Bargain? Barracus07->Barracus13 Waa! Barracus07->Barracus05a I was looking for someone smart enough to tell me what's really going on around this joint! Barracus07->Barracus22 I want to speak with the man in charge. Barracus25 Bitch! You don't know what you're missing! Get out! Barracus07->Barracus25 No way in hell. Barracus26 Life is too short for that. Let me show you why you don't want to wait. Barracus07->Barracus26 That's a little too fast. Let's get to know each other first. Barracus27 I'm not LITTLE, bitch! Barracus07->Barracus27 Hello. I've been evolved by the FEV so that anyone that annoys me dies. Stop annoying me, little man. social_skills social_skills->get_reaction Barracus00 Sorry man, but you passed the point of no return with us. Time to slam off! --- Sorry woman, but you passed the point of no return with us. Time to slam off! BarracusCombat Barracus00->BarracusCombat [Done] Barracus01 Why would I want to talk with someone who goes around killing kids? Get out of my face! Barracus01->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus02 I hear you're pretty tough. But tough don't impress Ton. You got something to say or you wanna get it on? Let's do it! Barracus02->BarracusCombat You wanna die, and I wanna kill someone. Works for me. Barracus08 Check it out somewhere else. Ton don't like your company. Barracus02->Barracus08 Peace, brother! I'm just checking the place out. Barracus09 Fine. You want to play it straight? Sometimes killing's necessary. Sometimes I even like it. But I hear you love killing . . . all the time. Every time I've met a psycho, either he dies, or Ton dies. Ton is still here. So why don't you go elsewhere. Barracus02->Barracus09 I'm not interested in impressing you. You got something intelligent to say, say it! Barracus10 Man, I could learn to like you. You're either an incredible asshole, or you got guts. Either way is fine with Ton, as long as you don't jam me up. You want to join up? Barracus02->Barracus10 Get it on? Mister, I don't go for scrawny little boys. Barracus11 To see you suffer. Let's go, hombre, give me what I want. Barracus02->Barracus11 What do you want? Barracus12 Fine. Talking's over. Make your move. Barracus02->Barracus12 You talk too much. Barracus02->Barracus13 Waa! Barracus08->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus09->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus10->BarracusCombat I'll jam whatever I want, wherever I want. So let's kick out the jams! Barracus28 Who believes in that bullshit? They have to program these morons to believe in that stuff anyway. Barracus10->Barracus28 Whatever happened to peace and love? Barracus29 When we get the word, we go out and kill people. People like the Followers or some of the more dangerous gang types. Barracus10->Barracus29 What's involved? Barracus30 Fine. Do what you want. But I'd get out before it becomes unhealthy around here. Barracus10->Barracus30 No way in hell, pal. Barracus11->BarracusCombat Go ahead. Make the first move. The last one's mine. Barracus11->Barracus10 Beware of what you want. You may not like what you get. Barracus11->Barracus30 You aren't worth my time. Barracus31 You annoying little piece of shit. You're worse than a Junktowner, you coward. Get the hell out. Barracus11->Barracus31 I'd rather be your friend. Barracus12->BarracusCombat Go ahead. Make the first move. The last one's mine. Barracus12->BarracusCombat You're dead . . . Barracus12->Barracus10 Beware of what you want. You may not like what you get. Barracus12->Barracus30 You aren't worth my time. Barracus12->Barracus31 I just wanted to talk. Barracus13->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus05 What do you want, you stupid zombie? Get outta my face before I break it. Barracus05->Barracus05a I was looking for someone smart enough to tell me what's really going on around this joint! Barracus16 I do my job. They like it when I do my job. They like it when street trash and Followers stop breathing. It lets the Nightkin do other things. Don't mess with me . . . it ain't healthy. Barracus05->Barracus16 What will the priests say if they hear you talking like this? Barracus17 What are you doing dressed like a zombie? If you got the 'tude, you gotta let it show! Barracus05->Barracus17 Any time, pal. I've been waiting for a good scrap! Barracus18 We don't drink in here. Nightkin don't like it. You better get a few more clues before you talk to Ton again. Barracus05->Barracus18 Hey, what's the problem? A few drinks and we'll be buds! Barracus19 You're crazy! I could almost like you, except that I have the feeling that people who hang around you don't live long. Get the hell out of here. Barracus05->Barracus19 Did you know that even a child can apply enough pressure to the right spot in your kneecap to cripple you for life? Just thought you'd want to know. Barracus05->Barracus20 Waa! Barracus14 The Master wants peace, and he wants us to get it for him, so we're going to have fun. Capiche? Barracus05a->Barracus14 Barracus15 It's not healthy to ask the wrong question, compadre. They have all the answers they want you to hear. People who ask the wrong questions, or people who screw up, well, they don't stay around here very long. Barracus05a->Barracus15 Barracus16->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus17->Barracus10 It ain't 'tude. It's a way of death. Barracus17->Barracus05a I don't care about the clothes, man. I just want to know what's going on here! Barracus17->Barracus30 None of your business, pal. Barracus34 Hmmm, Ton never thought of that. But if they bother me too much, I break their face. Then they stop bothering Ton. What do you want? Barracus17->Barracus34 They don't bother you as much if you don't look like they might want to convert you. Barracus35 Converting? Well, good luck. You'll need it. Barracus17->Barracus35 I've been thinking of converting. Barracus18->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus19->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus20->Barracus05a I was looking for someone smart enough to tell me what's really going on around this joint! Barracus20->Barracus22 I want to speak with the man in charge. Barracus36 These people, these zombies, weren't always like this. I could even stand a few of them. Then they got converted. Some of them came out like this. Some of them didn't come out at all. Ton doesn't like it, but these people pay Ton well. Barracus20->Barracus36 How'd these people get like this? Barracus37 You talk to Morpheus or to Lasher, or you can bother Ton, and Ton give you more violence than you can handle. Barracus20->Barracus37 I want sex and violence, without the sex. You know where I can get it? Barracus14->Barracus21 Screw the Master! Let's kill them all! Barracus14a Barracus14->Barracus14a Yeah, but there's got to be more going on than just that. Barracus33 Who knows? Who cares? I get to eat well, sleep in peace and kill some of the people who used to screw me over. You want something more from life? Barracus14->Barracus33 Does the Master really want peace or does he just want killing? Barracus46 Who the hell knows? Maybe it's just Morpheus pulling the strings. Things are good, and if this dries up, Ton goes somewhere else. Barracus14->Barracus46 Who is this Master? Barracus47 Well, don't get too eager. Even with the Nightkin, it's still tough fighting. But if we play it smart, we get out ahead. That's the only thing Ton cares about. Barracus14->Barracus47 Sounds good to me. Barracus15->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus21->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus22->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus23->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus24->Barracus05a I was looking for someone smart enough to tell me what's really going on around this joint! Barracus24->Barracus22 I want to speak with the man in charge. Barracus24->Barracus36 How'd these people get like this? Barracus24->Barracus37 I want sex and violence, without the sex. You know where I can get it? Barracus25->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus26->BarracusCombat Life IS shorter than you think. Die, asshole! Barracus26->Barracus25 No thank you. But I wouldn't mind being friends. Barracus26->Barracus26 Get lost, you piece of trash. Barracus26a Barracus26->Barracus26a But I want someone who knows what's going on. Barracus39 Unfortunately, this is the worst place on earth to experience what Ton does best. Too many zombies cramp my style. I'll let you know when I think about some place more convenient . . . Barracus26->Barracus39 Sure. Barracus27->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus28->Barracus19 Someone should put them out of their misery. Like me . . . Barracus28->Barracus29 Tell me more about your posse. Barracus40 You'll find out soon enough what happens upstairs. If you tough, you get through it fine. It happened to Ton, and Ton is just fine! Barracus28->Barracus40 How did it happen? Barracus41 Uh . . . I didn't say anything. You forget what Ton told you or Ton will make you forget, permanently! Barracus28->Barracus41 Really? Barracus42 They used to be whiners. But Ton talks too much. You get out of my face. Barracus28->Barracus42 What a bunch of losers. Barracus43 Fine. You stay low-profile until I give you the word. Then we have fun. Barracus28->Barracus43 Okay, I'll join up. Barracus29->Barracus31 This sounds pretty sick to me. Barracus29->Barracus43 Okay, I'll join up. Barracus44 They're cowards. They set ambushes against our patrols. They send spies and saboteurs. They know they can't win a real fight. The Master says we should feel sorry for them, but Ton just want to kill them. Smart man, Ton. Barracus29->Barracus44 So the Followers are a problem? Barracus45 We need discipline, fool! We're soldiers now! We obey orders. Killers die, but soldiers win their battles. We're going to beat the Followers. We're going to beat EVERYONE! Barracus29->Barracus45 Who needs the word? Why not just kill them? Barracus30->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus31->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus14a->Barracus15 Barracus32 What else is there to know? I get to eat well, sleep in peace and kill some of the people who used to screw me over. You want something more from life? Barracus14a->Barracus32 Barracus33->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus46->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus47->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus32->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus34->Barracus05a I was looking for someone smart enough to tell me what's really going on around this joint! Barracus34->Barracus22 I want to speak with the man in charge. Barracus34->Barracus36 How'd these people get like this? Barracus34->Barracus37 I want sex and violence, without the sex. You know where I can get it? Barracus35->Barracus21 I don't need luck as long as I've got ammo. Barracus35->Barracus22 Thanks. You're a true friend. Barracus35->Barracus36 That doesn't sound good. Barracus35a Barracus35->Barracus35a Why would I need luck? Barracus36->Barracus15 Tell me more about the conversion process. Barracus49 You don't like the way Ton talk? Then Ton kill you! Barracus36->Barracus49 Why do you keep jumping between first and third person? Barracus50 Ton go through it fine. I . . . uh . . . I . . . uh . . . Ton . . . Ton just fine. Barracus36->Barracus50 Did you go through the conversion process? Barracus51 I used to be with the Dead Dog gang. Always hungry, always tired. This place is much better for Ton. Why should I worry about anyone else? Nobody ever worry about me. Barracus36->Barracus51 This place is strictly low-rent. Barracus52 You greedy asshole! Get outta here before Ton kills you! Barracus36->Barracus52 Really, how much? Barracus53 Then get out of here now, before it's too late. Barracus36->Barracus53 Nobody's gonna do this to me! Barracus37->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus26a->Barracus25 Barracus38 Well baby, what's going on is that there are a lot of zombies chanting, a lot of people dying and the Children are going to take over everything. And there's you and me and nothing else matters! Barracus26a->Barracus38 Barracus39->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus38->Barracus19 Nothing else matters? Hell no! I wanna hear about the dying part! Barracus38->Barracus25 Forget it, creep. You ain't my type. Barracus38->Barracus39 Oh, Ton! Barracus38a Barracus38->Barracus38a But Barracas, darling, surely there's more going on than that . . . Barracus40->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus41->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus42->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus43->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus44->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus45->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus35a->Barracus15 Barracus48 The conversion isn't easy. You see these people, all these zombies? They used to be like you and me. Ton survived. These people didn't. But why should Ton care about you? Barracus35a->Barracus48 Barracus48->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus49->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus50->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus51->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus52->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus53->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus54 Nothing important as you and me. Unfortunately, this is the worst place on earth to experience what Ton does best. Too many zombies cramp my style. I'll let you know when I think about some place more convenient . . . Barracus38a->Barracus54 Barracus55 Why you manipulative bitch! Nobody screws with Ton like that! Barracus38a->Barracus55 Barracus54->BarracusEnd [Done] Barracus55->BarracusEnd [Done] LevelToReact UpReact UpReact->ReactToLevel DownReact DownReact->ReactToLevel BottomReact TopReact BigUpReact BigUpReact->ReactToLevel BigDownReact BigDownReact->ReactToLevel UpReactLevel UpReactLevel->LevelToReact DownReactLevel DownReactLevel->LevelToReact Goodbyes