BITSBOB start look_at_p_proc You see Bob, proprietor of Bob's Iguana Bits. start->look_at_p_proc pickup_p_proc start->pickup_p_proc talk_p_proc start->talk_p_proc critter_p_proc start->critter_p_proc destroy_p_proc start->destroy_p_proc get_reaction talk_p_proc->get_reaction Bob04 Hey, I don't want any trouble! talk_p_proc->Bob04 Bob05 Hi!  Welcome to Bob's Iguana Bits, the family eating place.  Can I take your order? talk_p_proc->Bob05 Bob00 Ok, Ok, I've got your money. talk_p_proc->Bob00 Bob01 I'm sorry.  I ain't payin' no more.  Do what you want with me. talk_p_proc->Bob01 Bob02 What are you doing back so soon?  It ain't time for the payment. talk_p_proc->Bob02 Bob03 You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here.  Get lost! talk_p_proc->Bob03 combat ReactToLevel get_reaction->ReactToLevel BobStandardQuestions Bob04->BobStandardQuestions Bob22 Nothing.  Sorry to bring it up.  Now is there anything else I can do for you? Bob04->Bob22 What, me trouble?  What gives you that impression? Bob05->BobStandardQuestions BobBlackmailQuestions Bob00->BobBlackmailQuestions Bob01a Bob01->Bob01a Bob, I thought we were pals!  In fact, I was thinking about giving you a promotion in my organization.  Instead, you betray me.  This is very disappointing... Bob01->Bob01a Bob, why should I take no for an answer? Especially from a scumbag like you? Bob14 Yeah, sure.  Why don't you find someone else to screw over. Bob01->Bob14 Glad to see you're standing up for yourself. Bob15 You can't throw crap without getting some of it on your fingers.  Get out of here! Bob01->Bob15 Your reputation is history, Bob. Hi-sto-ree! Bob16 Sure you will.  Get lost! Bob01->Bob16 Fine, I'll decide what to do with you later. BobCombat Bob01->BobCombat Well, it was nice knowing you Bob.  Say 'hi' to Satan for me. Bob02->BobBlackmailQuestions damage_p_proc Bob11 Sure.  We got whole iguana on a stick for twenty bucks, and our prime select pieces for eight bucks. BobStandardQuestions->Bob11 Gimme' an iguana on a stick. BobStandardQuestions->Bob11 Me hungry!  Grrrrr! Bob18 Never seen any of them around here.  Water Merchants don't need 'em. BobStandardQuestions->Bob18 What can you tell me about a Water Chip? Bob23 Well, he's dead now, and my cash flow has increased because of it. BobStandardQuestions->Bob23 What can you tell me about Decker? Bob19 Mr. Decker is a distinguished businessman in a less than distinguished business. Anything else? BobStandardQuestions->Bob19 What can you tell me about Decker? Bob20 What are you talking about? BobStandardQuestions->Bob20 I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients. Bob21 Terrible business.  Those poor people.  Oh, those poor people.  Losing their lives in such a ghastly way!  Is there anything else I can do for you? Like feed you, perhaps? BobStandardQuestions->Bob21 Do you know anything about the missing caravans? Bob25 Someone killed Decker. We're in mourning. [snicker] --- Someone shot Sheriff Greene.  Don't know about the deputy, though. --- Daren Hightower was murdered.  And all that money couldn't save him. Ironic, ain't it? --- Someone stole a necklace from the Hightowers. Man, did they ever make a big mistake.  They're dead for sure! --- Someone killed Jain over at the Cathedral.  I hear she was a real pain in the butt! --- Well, the only new thing is that the Children of the Cathedral has taken over the Hospital.  It's pretty boring around here lately. --- Anything else? BobStandardQuestions->Bob25 Anything interesting happening in the Hub? BobEnd BobStandardQuestions->BobEnd Nothing, bye. BobStandardQuestions->BobEnd Me go now. Bob27 Sorry, you can't afford it. --- One whole iguana coming up!  Anything else? Bob11->Bob27 I'll take one of the real ones. Bob11->Bob27 No sissy portions!  Me want all iguana!  Ugh! Bob28 Sorry, you can't afford it. --- You know what they're made from and you still want one?  You make Decker look like a charity worker!  Anything else? --- One iguana prime select choice, coming up! Anything else? Bob11->Bob28 I'll take one of the prime cuts. Bob11->Bob28 Hmm, smell good!  Me want prime! Bob30 Smart choice.  You could stand to lose a few pounds. Bob11->Bob30 Nothing for me right now. I'm on a diet. Bob11->Bob30 Uhh... Me no hungry now. Bob18->BobStandardQuestions Bob32 You must be new in town if you're asking me about the Water Merchants. Water is life, and you don't get much more powerful than life and death. Bob18->Bob32 Water Merchants? Bob23->BobStandardQuestions Bob19->BobStandardQuestions Bob33 If there's anything that involves misery and suffering in the Hub, Decker either controls it or wants to control it. Anything else? Bob19->Bob33 What kind of business? Bob20a Bob20->Bob20a Your secret ingredients. How fresh does the corpse have to be before it develops a bitter aftertaste?  Do you use mutants, humans, or a mix? Bob34 I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't appreciate your slander!  I suggest you don't show your face in here again. Bob20->Bob34 I found an invoice in Doc Morbid's lair.  An invoice for dead bodies... Bob35 Don't do that!  Fine, I've been using some questionable portions. But it's not like I'm committing murder.  Doc Morbid's stuff is already dead, isn't it? Bob20->Bob35 If you've got a memory loss, I can talk to the sheriff. Bob36 Not so loud!  I don't need you saying that all over the Hub... Bob20->Bob36 Prime Choice Select is made of people!!!!  It's made of people!!! Bob21->BobStandardQuestions Bob25->BobStandardQuestions BobBlackmailQuestions->Bob23 What can you tell me about Decker? BobBlackmailQuestions->BobEnd Nothing, bye. BBQa BobBlackmailQuestions->BBQa I've got more expenses. I need to increase the payment. Bob06 Forget it. BobBlackmailQuestions->Bob06 Screw this.  I want ALL of your money now, or you're a dead Bob. Bob07 You are?  Well, Ok... BobBlackmailQuestions->Bob07 I can't take the heat. I'm calling off the payments. Bob08 He's a mean son of a bitch.  You don't want to mess with him.  Anything else? BobBlackmailQuestions->Bob08 What can you tell me about Decker? Bob10 Doc Morbid?  All I know is that he's up around Junktown and he's the cheapest source of food I could find. That's all! BobBlackmailQuestions->Bob10 I want information on Doc Morbid. Bob09 Fine.  What do you want me to pay? --- I want --- bucks every five days. --- I want --- bucks every five days. --- I want --- bucks every five days. --- I want --- bucks every five days. BBQa->Bob09 Bob13 You can stick it!  I ain't ever payin' you! Get lost! BBQa->Bob13 Bob06->BobCombat Bob08->Bob11 Gimme' an iguana on a stick. Bob08->Bob10 I want information on Doc Morbid. Bob01a->Bob13 Bob01a->Bob13 Bob12 Fine!  Take your money and get out! Bob01a->Bob12 BobCombat->combat Bob22->BobStandardQuestions Bob09a Bob46 Screw this.  I want ALL of your money now, or you're a dead Bob. --- I can't take the heat. I'm calling off the payments. --- Fine.  It's a deal. --- bucks, due every five days.  I guess I'll see you in five... Bob09a->Bob46 Bob47 No way I'm going for that.  I can't afford more than what I'm paying you now. Bob09a->Bob47 Bob47->Bob13 Can you afford a funeral, Bob? Bob49 You may be a songbird, but I'm the golden goose. You ain't gonna sing, not when I'm the only goose you've got.  Now get out! Bob47->Bob49 Too bad, Bob.  I'd hate to start singing. Bob50 First sensible thing I remember you saying.  Now get out! Bob47->Bob50 Fine.  We'll stay with the current arrangement... for now. Bob09b Bob09b->Bob46 Bob09b->Bob47 Bob09c Bob09c->Bob46 Bob09c->Bob47 Bob09d Bob09d->Bob46 Bob09d->Bob47 Bob27->BobStandardQuestions Bob28->BobStandardQuestions Bob38 Tough.  You want money, I'll give it to you.  You want food, I'll give it to you.  You want to die, I'll arrange it. But "like" ain't part of the equation. Bob28->Bob38 I don't like your attitude. Bob32->BobStandardQuestions Bob33->BobStandardQuestions Bob20a->Bob34 Bob20a->Bob36 Bob42 Uh, bye. Bob35->Bob42 I'm sure it is, Bob. Have a nice day... Bob43 Wait a minute.  We've got to find a way to reach a mutual understanding! Bob35->Bob43 Cannibalism is a crime against humanity, Bob. I'm going to see that you pay for it. Bob44 Fine.  What do you want me to pay? --- I want --- 50 --- bucks every five days. --- I want --- 75 --- bucks every five days. --- I want --- 100 --- bucks every five days. --- I want --- 150 --- bucks every five days. --- I want --- 200 --- bucks every five days. Bob35->Bob44 Maybe it is.  Maybe it isn't.  I don't care.  I want a piece of the action. Bob36->Bob42 I guess I was rude.  Have a nice day... Bob36->Bob43 You know, the police station is just across the street.  I really should take a little walk. Bob36->Bob44 I can get even louder. But I can also shut up. Noise is cheap, silence is expensive. Bob31 Wh...what!  Oh, I see, you're joking... Bob31->Bob42 Of course I am... Bob31->Bob43 No, I'm not.  I'm going to see that you pay for your crime. Bob31->Bob44 No, I'm not.  And I want a piece of the action. Bob43->BobCombat The only way you'll be able to keep me quiet is to kill me. Bob43->Bob44 Fine.  What can I get out of this? Bob45 I'd change your mind if I were you, friend.  People have died for less in the Hub. Bob43->Bob45 Sorry, no deal. Bob48 Fine.  Maybe it would be good if our paths didn't cross again. Bob44->Bob48 I don't think I'll blackmail you.  Carry on. Bob39 Nothing I can think of. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a business to run. Bob44a Bob44a->Bob13 Bob44a->Bob46 Bob44b Bob44b->Bob13 Bob44b->Bob46 Bob44c Bob44c->Bob13 Bob44c->Bob46 Bob44d Bob44d->Bob13 Bob44d->Bob46 Bob44e Bob44e->Bob13 Bob44e->Bob46 LevelToReact UpReact UpReact->ReactToLevel DownReact DownReact->ReactToLevel BottomReact TopReact BigUpReact BigUpReact->ReactToLevel BigDownReact BigDownReact->ReactToLevel UpReactLevel UpReactLevel->LevelToReact DownReactLevel DownReactLevel->LevelToReact Goodbyes