DANE
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You see a big, strong,
burly man.
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dane00
Didn't we just meet? Have
you come to kill me?
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I know fathers aren't
supposed to hug their
sons, but I love you,
dad!
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Master, was this what I
was supposed to become,
Master?
do_dialogue->dane00
dane01
There ain't nothin' like
a Dane..
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What's your favorite
color, friend? Mine is
milk!
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You're an idiot, Dane.
They're going to kill you
soon and you deserve it!
Weakling! Weakling!
do_dialogue->dane01
dane02
Mother, did you think
they'd drop a bomb?
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They did it with grace
and such aplomb!
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My name is Dane, it is
not Tom!
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Your poetry sucks, man!
It sucks! Sucks! Sucks!
do_dialogue->dane02
dane03
I like Mr. Handy! I want
to have sex with his cute
little hands . . .
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I'm crazy. I've gone
crazy. Oh my god, I have
gone completely nuts!
Think about peace! Think
about Unity!
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I want a horse! I need a
horse! Bring me a horse,
dammit! A horse!
do_dialogue->dane03
dane04
They're watching us even
now! Mr. Nightkin! Felix
and Timothy! Cats! Dogs!
Nightkin!
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Shut up! They'll think
you're a crazy asshole!
You gotta get yourself
together!
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Lasher! You gotta kill
Lasher! Save the kid!
Poor little Flower Child.
Poor me.
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Shut up you son of a
bitch! Pull yourself
together!
do_dialogue->dane04
dane05
[Singing off-key] Once, I
was lost, and now I see!
No more baptism now for
me!
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You know, I once
overheard Morpheus
shaking his fist at
Nightkin. Or did I smell
it?
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You're fools to cry for
me. Never cry over
spilled milk . . . or
damaged goods.
do_dialogue->dane05
dane06
Does anyone know how to
fix a toaster?
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Of course they do, idiot!
It's your head they can't
fix, you son of a bitch!
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It's the guns, you
asshole! Gunpowder is
intelligent and evil and
controls your brain! The
more gunpowder that's
near you, the crazier you
become! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
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. . . I just want to set
the world on
fiiiiiiiyaaah!!!
do_dialogue->dane06
dane07
You wanna rassle? I used
to be real good at it . .
. until the Nightkin beat
me. Took two of them,
though. Nightkin are real
strong!
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They're mutants, you
fool! Of course they're
strong!
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So are penguins. And gyro
buffalo. They shoot them
out of great big bison
guns. You gotta watch out
for those buffalo women.
They'll drop a bison on
you so fast, you won't
know what hit you! Ha!
do_dialogue->dane07
dane08
Don't I know you from
somewhere? Does your
brain hurt, too?
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Of course you know him,
Dane, you idiot! He's our
enemy! He must be
destroyed!
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Don't mind him, he's an
asshole. I love you. Do
you love me?
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I used to live in
Penticton, British
Columbia. Or maybe I saw
it on a map of the old
days. Those were good old
days. Wish I'd been alive
back then . . .
do_dialogue->dane08
dane09
Aren't you tired of
talking with me? Hasn't
this just been incredibly
tedious?
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Aren't you tired of
talking with yourself,
you schizo bastard?
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I hate myself. I want to
die, but you're counting
on me. Counting on me to
say something that makes
all of my bullshit mean
something! Something
important!
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Why can't I be the
important one for a
change?
do_dialogue->dane09
dane10
MOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO!
MOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO!
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MOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO!
MOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO!
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I'm bored. What's worse,
I've been screwed over.
It isn't fun anymore. You
ever got the feeling you
were just strings and
they didn't bother to
hang you? I'm all over
the floor!
do_dialogue->dane10
dane11
MOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO!
MOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO!
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Enough with the brahmin!
You'll start smelling
like them! Then everyone
will just puke!
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I used to be insane, you
know, until I went
through the Servitor
process. I used to be
insane, but now I'm just
in pieces. Pieces!
Pieces!
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Son of a bitch, I'm a
puzzle! Will you help me
put myself together?
do_dialogue->dane11
dane12
I can't believe someone's
still talking with me . .
.
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It's all a game, you see.
A game, and I'm one of
the pieces. And a kid got
real angry, and so he
started stepping on me.
Step and step and step
and step, and finally I
just broke!
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Maybe they'll scoop out
my brain! Scoop out my
brain and turn me into
their pet! Here, Dane!
Catch the ball, Dane! Sic
'em, Dane! Sic 'em, Dane!
Sic 'em, Dane! Execute
them, you brain-dead dog!
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Why do you think they
call him Master?
do_dialogue->dane12
dane13
Life sucks, but death
sucks worse, and we can't
go back in time to stop
our birth, so what's the
point?
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I think they get the
point, asshole! They know
the Servitor process
screws you! They know
this 'baptism machine'
just messes . . .
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My name is Dane. I am a
Viking. I like ducks. I
rape and pillage! Will
you rape and pillage with
me?
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Oh God! Master, not God!
At least I remember my
own name. At least I
still have that. Most of
the other failures
didn't, before they shot
them. Not pretty corpses
either. Nightkin target
practice!
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And then there were the
ones who lost their minds
completely. I wish they
were dead.
do_dialogue->dane13
dane14
I think I'll call my
first child Fallout. I
had a son once, but the
radiation ate him in his
mommy's womb.
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Asshole! You just
laughed! You didn't give
a shit about him or his
mother before!
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Mutants can't breed. And
we're all going to become
mutants! Don't you know
what that means! The
world will be sterile!
Sterile! Sterile! We
won't breed! We'll all
die!
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Stop him! Stop him! Stop
him! Somebody make him
stop!
do_dialogue->dane14
dane15
Master! I shouldn't have
said anything. I heard
the Nightkin crying and I
felt sorry for it.
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What is evil? Evil is
when good gets completely
screwed up! Evil is when
brave people can't be
brave anymore! Evil is an
anagram of vile! There's
got to be a moral
standard somewhere!
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Shut up, asshole! Moral
standards! It sure as
Hell ain't here!
do_dialogue->dane15
dane16
You know, I used to think
religion was a noble
calling, and maybe it is;
but you can't walk into
it blindly, or they'll
take control of your
brain.
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. . . zombies are a
disgrace to God, you
know.
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But why does God make
people who break so
easily?
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I think I can finally
answer some questions
now. Sorry it took so
long.
do_dialogue->dane16
dane17
This is the baptismal.
They make Servitors here.
When acolytes have been
indoctrinated, they bring
them here and they go
through the process. A
few of them survive . . .
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Most lose their minds,
but they're still useful.
They throw them
downstairs, rant at them
about the Master and walk
around in a stupor.
You've seen the zombies.
Great slave labor -- and
soldiers . . .
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John Brown's body is
molderin' in the Grave.
John Brown's body is
molderin' in the Grave,
John Brown's body is
a-molderin' in the Grave,
and the Master's screwing
us overrrrr . . .
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Stop that. It's getting
real difficult to hold
myself together.
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Ooops! I can't keep
myself together anymore!
Whee! Whee! Whee!
do_dialogue->dane17
dane18
They're mutants. I've
heard them talk. I'm very
sneaky. I know all their
secrets. They hate me.
Hate me very much.
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I'm screwed, but this is
only Phase 1 of the
Cathedral Screwover Plan.
When servitors get
completely brainwashed,
they got to Phase 2.
That's when the Master
baptizes them in the
FEV-2!
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Most die right there. But
those who survive become
mutants. BIG mutants.
Nightkin! The Master
thinks that only the
Nightkin can survive. He
wants to make everyone
Nightkin because they're
tough!
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You know all this peace
and unity bullshit? It
really isn't bullshit to
the Master. He really
thinks that he's saving
the world!
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Sterile! We're all going
to be hideous, sterile
freaks! Sterile! Sterile!
Sterile! My name's not
Errol! Sterile!
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MOOOO! MOOOOO! MOOOO!
Brahmin Nightkin, coming
through! Here comes some
sterile milk!
do_dialogue->dane18
dane19
The end of the world as
we know it. Mutant armies
in the Vault, don't blame
me, it's the Master's
fault. When we have
Unity, that's when the
Master's fun REALLY
begins.
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Ooops! I can't keep
myself together anymore!
Whee! Whee! Whee!
do_dialogue->dane19
dane20
Dumped me in chemicals,
filled me full of holes,
played loud noises for
me. That sort of shit.
Tried to make me into
something I'm not.
Parents do that all the
time.
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I hurt real bad.
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I used to hurt people
bad, too. I was a stud!
Hell, I
was a god! A tough god
son of a bitch! But it
wasn't enough!
I was a goose-stepping
fighting machine! But now
I'm . . . I'm . . . help
me . . .
do_dialogue->dane20
dane24
I'm a little bitter right
now. Like Orange Pekoe
left out in the rain. Ha!
I like that saying! I
think I'll keep repeating
it! I'm a little bitter
right now. Like Orange
Pekoe left out in the
rain . . .
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dane16->dane17
What's this place used
for?
dane16->dane18
Tell me about the
Nightkin.
dane16->dane19
What's going on around
here?
dane16->dane20
What did they do to you?
dane16->danemore
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dane21
You know, the Nightkin
say he's uglier than they
are.
That means he must be one
hideous son of a bitch.
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He's the Man! The Man
with the Plan!
He plans because he loves
us! And if the world gets
in his way, screw it!
Because that's what love
is all
about!
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Love is what makes the
cactus grow! Love is what
makes the brahmin moo!
Love is screwing, it's
screwing your life! I
hate love! I love hate!
If the Master hated us,
we'd be all right!
dane16->dane21
Who is the Master?
dane22
Where is your conscience,
man? Do you think that
life's supposed to be
some pretty picture
without any misery in it?
Life IS misery! Misery,
and whatever the Hell we
decide to do about it!
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Coping! Loving! Screwing!
Hating! Taking chances!
Boring people! Bashing
assholes! Making friends
with other assholes!
Running away from your
mistakes! Facing your
mistakes! Radiation!
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Having kids and doing the
same thing over again,
sometimes better,
sometimes worse!
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That is life, man! It's
like being drunk; look at
it one way, and it's a
piss poor embarrassment!
Look at it a different
way and it feels great!
But it's all the same
thing! It's all life!
dane16->dane22
Do you want to die? I can
put you out of your
misery.
dane23
Ah ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
You're right! We're all
stupid! Don't you get it?
Ha! Ha! Ha!
dane16->dane23
You sound stupid!
dane17->dane18
Tell me about the
Nightkin.
dane17->dane19
What's going on around
here?
dane17->dane20
What did they do to you?
dane17->danemore
dane17->danemore
dane17->danemore
dane17->dane21
Who is the Master?
dane17->dane22
Do you want to die? I can
put you out of your
misery.
dane18->dane18
Tell me about the
Nightkin.
dane18->dane19
What's going on around
here?
dane18->dane20
What did they do to you?
dane18->danemore
dane18->danemore
dane18->danemore
dane18->danemore
dane18->dane21
Who is the Master?
dane18->dane22
Do you want to die? I can
put you out of your
misery.
dane19->dane18
Tell me about the
Nightkin.
dane19->dane19
What kind of fun?
dane19->dane20
What did they do to you?
dane19->dane21
Who is the Master?
dane19->dane22
Do you want to die? I can
put you out of your
misery.
dane20->dane18
Tell me about the
Nightkin.
dane20->dane19
What's this place used
for?
dane20->dane19
What's going on around
here?
dane20->danemore
dane20->danemore
dane20->dane21
Who is the Master?
dane20->dane22
Do you want to die? I can
put you out of your
misery.
dane20->dane23
You sound stupid!
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dane21->dane18
Tell me about the
Nightkin.
dane21->dane19
What's this place used
for?
dane21->dane19
What's going on around
here?
dane21->dane20
What did they do to you?
dane21->danemore
dane21->danemore
dane21->dane22
Do you want to die? I can
put you out of your
misery.
dane21->dane23
You sound stupid!
dane22->danemore
dane22->danemore
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