DEALER
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talk_p_proc
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critter_p_proc
Hi! I'm Bob.
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Dealer00
Hi! Welcome to my
previously owned car lot.
Which one of these
beauties interests you
today?
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Dealer02
But, sir, these are fine
examples of motor
vehicles.
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Ma'am, these are
excellent vehicles.
Dealer00->Dealer02
You must be joking. These
cars are all wrecks.
DealerEnd
Dealer00->DealerEnd
Uh, nothing, thanks.
Dealer01
Oh, I'm sorry, you don't
look like you can afford
our financing rates.
Dealer00->Dealer01
Lug!
Dealer02->DealerEnd
Yeah, right. Okay. Bye.
Dealer03
These cars have been
given a full 100-point
service by our dedicated
service department.
Dealer02->Dealer03
They can't be in working
condition.
Dealer03->DealerEnd
Goodbye.
Dealer04
Right over there, sir.
[The dealer points to
nothing.]
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Right over there, ma'am.
[The dealer points to
nothing.]
Dealer03->Dealer04
And where is your service
department?
Dealer08
I'm insulted. I don't
have to take that from a
customer. Have a good
day.
Dealer03->Dealer08
You are a loon.
Dealer04->DealerEnd
Goodbye.
Dealer04->Dealer08
You're crazy.
Dealer05
What do you mean? They're
working on a newly
purchased '56 Corvega. An
excellent buy, I might
add.
Dealer04->Dealer05
Where? There's nothing
over there.
Dealer05->DealerEnd
Bye.
Dealer05->Dealer08
You're just insane.
Dealer06
And we have an excellent
warranty. You can bring
it back to us for any oil
changes, as well. The
first one is free. What
do you say?
Dealer05->Dealer06
Okay, whatever you say.
Dealer06->DealerEnd
I'm leaving now.
Dealer06->Dealer08
You need help.
Dealer07
I'm sorry, we don't have
any petrol. Maybe next
time. Goodbye.
Dealer06->Dealer07
Throw in a full tank of
gas and you have a deal.