LT start critter_p_proc start->critter_p_proc destroy_p_proc start->destroy_p_proc look_at_p_proc You see the Lieutenant of the Master's army. start->look_at_p_proc talk_p_proc Go to hell. start->talk_p_proc timed_event_p_proc start->timed_event_p_proc Torture critter_p_proc->Torture get_reaction talk_p_proc->get_reaction Lt36 Feel better now? Since torture is such a crass, yet oddly satisfying and effective technique, I'll ask you once more nicely. Where . . . is . . . the Vault! talk_p_proc->Lt36 Lt37b How was that? In a more . . . chatty mood? Now where were we? Oh, of course . . . the Vault. talk_p_proc->Lt37b Lt38 Ah, I feel much better. And you? . . . Now, be a good little human and tell me where your Vault is. This is getting most tedious. talk_p_proc->Lt38 Lt01 Now what do we have here? I've been told you wish to divulge information of the utmost importance. I do hope so. talk_p_proc->Lt01 Lt41 Oh, this is excellent. You know, I actually doubted my officers when they said they'd captured a prime normal. It is so nice to see you. talk_p_proc->Lt41 Lt46 Ahh, had a nice nap? I do hope so. But now it's time to get down to business. talk_p_proc->Lt46 Lt45 Well, I'm quite impressed. My spies told me you were resourceful but they seemed to have underestimated your talents. Guards, capture her! --- Well, I'm quite impressed. My spies told me you were resourceful, but they seemed to have underestimated your talents. Guards, capture him! talk_p_proc->Lt45 combat_p_proc ReactToLevel get_reaction->ReactToLevel Lt40 Excellent. I believe you understand. So you're sure you want to tell where the Vault is? Torture can be so enjoyable. Lt36->Lt40 You win. It's across the mountains to the west. I'll draw you a map. Lt37 I rather hoped you'd say that. Lt36->Lt37 I'm. Not. Telling. Lt37b->Lt40 You win. It's across the mountains to the west. I'll draw you a map. Ltx1 Lt37b->Ltx1 It's . . . it's . . . in your dreams. Lt38->Lt40 I'll tell! Just don't hurt me anymore! Lt39 I do so admire your will. Guards, take him to his cell and prepare him for the dipping. He'll tell us where his Vault is when he is one of us. --- Oh, I do so admire your will. Guards, take her away and prepare her for the dipping. She'll tell us where her Vault is when she is one of us. Lt38->Lt39 Go to hell. Lt02 How nice for us both. Now, if you please, the location of your Vault. Lt01->Lt02 Uh, yeah. Lt01a An insult. How droll. I'd define that word for you, but that would be a waste, wouldn't it. Let's get to your two choices: You can tell me what I want to know. Or I can do it . . . my way. Lt01->Lt01a Not to someone as ugly as you. Lt03 Conditions? How delightful. Go ahead, amuse me with your . . . condition. Lt01->Lt03 On one condition. Lt48 The mind simply boggles at your intellect. Why the legions haven't bowed down at your feet by now, I'll never understand. Guards, take this idiot away! Lt01->Lt48 Doh! Lt41->Lt48 Duh! Lt42 Yes, you do have a way with words, don't you. And words are what we want, before . . . Lt41->Lt42 Go to hell. Lt43 Why, when you become one of us, of course! I can't have a perfectly good prime normal and not make it one of the Chosen Ones, now can I? After you tell me where your Vault is. Lt41->Lt43 What do you want with me? Lt46->Lt43 What do you want with me? Ltx4 Lt45->Ltx4 Ltcbt Lt02->Lt03 On one condition, pal. Lt35 We shall see, won't we? Lt02->Lt35 Fooled ya, didn't I? I'll never tell you! Lt35a Oddly enough, I do believe you do not intend to tell me. We'll have to correct that! Lt02->Lt35a It's uh . . . it's uh . . . Lt02->Lt40 Okay, okay! Just don't kill me! I'll tell you everything I know! Lt01a->Lt03 Okay, but on one condition. Lt01a->Lt35 I'll take 'none of the above.' Lt01b I don't believe I offered. But I will give you my thanks for telling me where your Vault is. I'm sure the Master will be . . . ever so grateful. Lt01a->Lt01b All right, I'll tell you. It's on the other side of the mountains, far to the north. You'll find it near a strange, half-dome type rock . . . Now, what do I get? Lt04 What a splendid sense of humor. Pity I don't have one. So . . . the location of your Vault, if you please. Lt03->Lt04 I want to go free. Lt03->Lt04 Put a bag over your head so I can stand being in your presence. Lt05 Why certainly, my dear human. I'm curious just to see what you'll ask. Lt03->Lt05 I want to be able to ask you some questions first. Ltx2 Lt48->Ltx2 Ltx3 Lt01b->Ltx3 Lt40->Lt35 Now that you mention it, no. Lt40->Ltx3 Yes, I'm sure. Lt09 Certainly. We have all the time in the world . . . Trust me. Lt40->Lt09 Can I ask you a few questions first? Lt04->Lt35 I'm not telling and you can't make me. Lt04->Lt35a It's uh . . . it's uh . . . Lt04->Lt05 All right, but can I ask you some questions first? Lt06 Lt05->Lt06 Lt07 My dear human, this is the great procreator! Here we'll make others of the master race and insure the Unity. It's all quite glorious, I assure you. Lt06->Lt07 What is it you do here? Lt20 We all work for the Master to uphold the glory of the Unity. He was the first, you see. Lt06->Lt20 Who do you work for? Lt27 [The Lieutenant sighs.] Haven't you figured it out yet? You're a prime normal. Soon you'll be one of us. Lt06->Lt27 What do you want me for? Lt34 Going? I believe . . . let me check . . . Why, yes, I almost laughed! How wonderfully humorous. The only place you're going is the Vat. But first, you'll tell me where your Vault is. Lt06->Lt34 How about I just leave now. Lt07->Lt20 So, who's in charge? Lt10 The Unity is our goal. It is quite simple, really. Certainly, even you have noticed the steady downhill slide of civilization? Lt07->Lt10 Tell me about the Unity. Lt08 Presently, there is a slight . . . problem in the reproductive process. It's being attended to. For now, we must use the Vats to turn humans into Super Mutants. You'll experience that glory yourself momentarily. Lt07->Lt08 Sounds like it. Why do you need all this to, uh, procreate? Lt20->Lt10 What's the Unity? Lt21 Fate. Luck of the draw. I was the strongest of my batch to be dipped in the virus, and I have always supported the ideals of the Unity and the Master, for he is right. And for my devotion, I have been rewarded. Lt20->Lt21 How did you come to work for him? Lt27->Lt35 How does 'no way' sound? Lt08a How could I possibly refuse a request phrased like that? Lt27->Lt08a Before I become a dip like you, there's a couple of other things that I'm curious about. Lt30 The FEV was mutated by the war radiation. Those living in this desolate wasteland have been exposed to this mutant FEV, essentially inoculating them from the full effects. Lt27->Lt30 Why am I a prime human ? Lt34->Lt35 I hope you can take rejection. Lt11 The Super Mutant is the next advancement in human evolution. To save the world, we will convert all the worthy individuals. Simple, efficient, glorious. Lt10->Lt11 Well ,yeah, but . . . Lt08->Lt08a Oh, goody. A few more questions before I . . . glow? Lt08a->Lt06 Lt09->Lt06 Lt12 Your human mind is rather under-equipped to handle this, so a simple yes will suffice for now. Soon everyone in the world will be converted, and peace will reign. Lt11->Lt12 So you're making everyone into big, green, ugly mutants to save the world? Lt14 Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer. We are highly intelligent and immune to disease. The strong survive! It is our goal to improve the human race. Lt11->Lt14 How are you more advanced? Lt13 Did you make the choice to be born into this ash covered world? We, the Super Mutants, are the best prepared for the world to come. What is free choice compared to life? Lt11->Lt13 But there's no choice involved. Lt12->Lt13 But what about free will? Lt19 No war and no sickness. All Super Mutants are bound by the Unity. We are the hope for the world. Lt12->Lt19 You're telling me there will be no war? Lt15 Ahh, the wonders of technology. Before the war, the human scientists made a chem called FEV. It was designed to make the perfect human. Lt14->Lt15 Pretty lofty goal. How are you made like this? Lt13->Lt14 Debatable point. But how are you more prepared than normal humans? Lt18a Lt13->Lt18a But it's evil to force people to live your way!. Lt19->Lt14 How are you the hope of the world? Lt18 Oh, how disappointing. I'd so hoped you would see the light before . . . Well, when you are one of us, I'm certain you'll understand. Then you'll embrace the Unity. Lt19->Lt18 Sounds delusional to me. Lt18a->Lt18 DownReact Lt18a->DownReact Lt16 Better. More than human. I, too, was once human. Like you, I was a slug, wallowing in the mud before being exposed to FEV and undergoing my glorious transformation. Lt15->Lt16 So you're the perfect human? Lt17 Exactly. Now you see. Lt16->Lt17 So you're planning on dipping everyone in this FEV? Lt17->Lt09 Uh, sure I do. Can I ask you a few more questions? Lt17->Lt18a But it's wrong! Lt18->Lt35 Never! It's evil. Evil, I tell you! Lt18->Lt09 Maybe. Can I ask you a few more questions first? DownReact->ReactToLevel Lt22 Before the war, the humans made a virus called FEV to create the perfect man. They were successful, as you can plainly see. The Master has been the first to truly utilize the FEV to its full potential. Lt21->Lt22 What virus? Lt29 He was our guide to the life-giving virus, and he is Father to us all. And he so wants to meet you. I hope you're honored. Lt21->Lt29 So what's this Master like? Lt23 He's busy with the Children of the Cathedral. They actually consider us gods. But then, who can blame them. Lt22->Lt23 So where is this Master? Lt26 Oh, I suspect that's far above your ability to comprehend. But not to worry. Soon your eyes will be opened to a whole new life. Lt22->Lt26 How does it work? Lt29->Lt22 Uh . . . okay. What about that virus? What is it? Lt29->Lt23 Where is he? Lt28 Go ahead, ask your questions. We are in no hurry. Lt29->Lt28 Before bestowing this honor, how about answering more questions? Lt24 Is honesty conceit? We're the next step in evolution. Through our Unity, the world will survive. Where is the conceit in that? Lt23->Lt24 My, aren't we conceited? Lt25 Of course not. We are simply the future. Lt23->Lt25 You think you're gods? Lt26->Lt27 What do you mean!? Lt26->Lt28 Before that happens, there's a couple of other things that I'm curious about. Lt24->Lt09 Well, whatever you say. Can I ask you a few more questions? Lt24->Lt18a How about inside that grotesque head of yours? Lt25->Lt18 I don't believe you. Lt25->Lt28 Before the future comes, there're a couple of other things I'm curious about. Lt28->Lt06 Lt31 So, you're from a Vault and have limited exposure to this mutated virus. The original FEV in the Vats should work quite well on you. Lt30->Lt31 So? Lt33 Oh, my, you are brighter than I thought. Now you know why we need your Vault. Lt30->Lt33 So you need those who are uncontaminated in order to make Super Mutants? Lt32 We have done extensive experiments on humans to reach this conclusion. My master has been searching for unopened Vaults to prove his theories. And now you've come along. How thoughtful of you. Lt31->Lt32 And how do you know this? Lt33->Lt35 Too bad you won't get it. Lt33->Lt08a It's a big Vault. How about some more small answers first? Lt32->Lt35 You won't find it. Lt32->Lt28 Well before that happens, there's a couple of other things that I'm curious about. Lt39a Well, you see, there is this minor drawback. Sometimes, not always, a person's memory is, um . . . how shall we say, interrupted by dipping. So there is a small chance you'll forget the location. Lt39->Lt39a If you're so sure I'll tell after dipping, then why all of this? Lt39b Unfortunately, at this point, I have to take the chance. I do need that information. Lt39a->Lt39b So you can't afford to dip me. Lt39a->Ltx2 Looks like we're both screwed. Lt39b->Lt40 I'll tell. Lt39b->Ltx2 You'd better hope I forget. Because if I remember any of this, your ass is mine. Lt40a Lt40a->Lt40 Lt42->Lt43 What do you mean 'before?' Lt44 Oh, how commendable. Enough foolishness. Where is your Vault? Lt42->Lt44 You won't get anything from me! Lt43->Lt03 On one condition. Lt43->Lt35 Tell you? You're almost funny. Lt44->Lt03 Well . . . on one condition. Lt44->Lt35 I'm not telling. Ltx6 LevelToReact UpReact UpReact->ReactToLevel BottomReact TopReact BigUpReact BigUpReact->ReactToLevel BigDownReact BigDownReact->ReactToLevel UpReactLevel UpReactLevel->LevelToReact DownReactLevel DownReactLevel->LevelToReact Goodbyes Lt40_5 I thought you might see it my way. No second thoughts? Lt40_5->Ltx3 I'll tell you everything. Lt40_5->Lt09 Can I ask you a few questions, first? Lt40_5->Ltx2 Yes, I changed my mind and I'll never tell. Lt50 As I said . . . Lt51 Like I told you before . . . Lt52 Please listen closely this time. I said . . . Lt53 I told you . . . Lt54 You know, you remind me of a cockroach I once owned. I crushed it because I was annoyed with its scurrying little noises. Remember that. Lt55 You're an annoying little human, aren't you? I'm not going to repeat it again. Lt56 The Unity is the goal of all Super Mutants. Through the FEV virus, we will bring all of humanity together in peace. Lt57 The FEV virus was discovered by the Master many years ago. It is what makes us the Chosen Ones. But you will soon learn that, I assure you. Lt58 The Master is father to us all. Lt59 Nothing but a device to further our plans. No matter, all humans will be Chosen . . . or dead. Lt60 The Vats are where the FEV is stored, and where you normals become one of us. Of course, some die horrible, excruciatingly painful deaths, but well, those are the breaks. Lt61 They are humans who have not been exposed to radiation. They tend to fare better in the Vats than others. You are a perfect example of this. Lt62 They were constructed before the war. They are also our main source of Prime Normals. Lt63 Morpheus. It's quite amusing. He thinks he's so much more than just a slug the Master recruited to head his Children of the Cathedral nonsense. Ah, well. He, too, will be dipped in the Vats and he'll probably die a horrible death . . . I hope. Lt64 That's not important right now. Lt65 That question is irrelevant to the Unity. Lt66 I won't even dignify that with an answer.