CCNCOMP checkPartyMembersNearDoor start critter_p_proc talk_p_proc destroy_p_proc look_at_p_proc A computer. --- A computer. description_p_proc The central computer for Navarro. use_p_proc Node012 Security System Lockout in Progress. use_p_proc->Node012 Node001 Please enter your password. use_p_proc->Node001 Node999 Node012->Node999 Shit! Node002 Welcome to the Enclave. You have limited system privileges at this time. For ease of use this system has been equipped with a common English parser. Please enter all requests as English sentences. --- How may I help you? Node001->Node002 Enter ‘Snookie’ Node001->Node999 Forget this doo doo. Node001->Node999 Screw this. Node011 Command? --- Unauthorized activity detected in main computer complex. Security alert. Security alert. Node001->Node011 Try to hack the system. use_skill_on_p_proc map_enter_p_proc Node003 Searching... Accessing current inventory records... Data acquired. Current records indicate that 1 set of vertibird schematics are in stock. Four copies of the vertibird schematics have been ordered this quarter. Four copies of the vertibird schematics have been delivered this quarter. Three copies of the vertibird schematics have been reported lost this quarter. The vertibird schematics are housed in maintenance. Node002->Node003 Where vertibird plans? Node002->Node003 Where are the vertibird plans located? Node005 Searching... Accessing geographical maps... Data acquired. Enclave headquarters is located 175 miles off of the coast of California in the Pacific ocean. Coordinates are 37 degrees 18 minutes north latitude by 120 degrees 7 minutes west longitude. Node002->Node005 Where Enclave main base? Node002->Node005 Where is the Enclave main base located? Node008 Searching... Accessing base architectural files... Data acquired. Armory is located below ground in the northwest quadrant of the base. Node002->Node008 Where armory? Node002->Node008 Where is the armory located? Node009 Searching... Accessing base architectural files... Data acquired. Base commander’s office is located below ground in the northeast quadrant of the base. Node002->Node009 Where base commander? Node002->Node009 Where is the base commander’s office located? Node010 Thank you for accessing EnclaveNet. Logging off... Node002->Node010 Me guess that all. Node002->Node010 I guess that’s all. Node011->Node002 Initiate welcome program. Node011->Node999 Shit! Node004 Searching... Accessing base architectural files... Data acquired. Maintenance is located above ground in the northeast quadrant of the base. Node003->Node004 Okay. Where maintenance? Node003->Node004 Fine. So where is maintenance located? Node006 Searching... Accessing English slang dictionary... Data acquired. Translation follows: 1) It’s a long ways out in the ocean. 2) It’s off the coast of California. 3) It’s west of the city of San Francisco. 4) If you do not understand the geographical coordinate system then you will not find it. Node005->Node006 What the hell all that mean? Node005->Node006 What the hell does all that crap mean? Node008->Node002 Me got it. Node008->Node002 Yeah, got it. Node009->Node002 Fine. Node009->Node002 Sounds good. Node010->Node999 Done. Node004->Node002 Thanks. Node007 Searching... Accessing transportation directory... Data acquired. Transportation files indicate that 1,257 methods can be used to reach Enclave headquarters. However, records also indicate that only 2 of these methods are currently available. Vertibird transportation can be acquired at Navarro outpost. Ship transportation can be acquired at San Francisco harbor. Please note that ship transportation has been flagged as inaccessible due to security act 9837-334-27A. Ship has been disabled and a passkey is required for reactivation. Base commander, Navarro outpost, currently holds the passkey. Node006->Node007 How get there? Node006->Node007 How can I get there? Node007->Node002 Okay. Node007->Node002 Got it. Node998