KCDUNTON checkPartyMembersNearDoor start critter_p_proc Even idiot Torr has got more brains than you, thief! checkarea critter_p_proc->checkarea gettarget critter_p_proc->gettarget timed_event_p_proc checktile timed_event_p_proc->checktile scamper timed_event_p_proc->scamper rustle_status scamper->rustle_status scamper->rustle_status should_i_be_here scamper->should_i_be_here scamper->should_i_be_here pickup_p_proc talk_p_proc talk_p_proc->checkarea Node998 talk_p_proc->Node998 Node035 Hey, just wait until we get inside; then we can talk. talk_p_proc->Node035 Node032 Hello there, tribal. --- I’m Chuck Dunton. --- Hello there, tribal. --- I’m Buck Dunton. --- Chosen one! talk_p_proc->Node032 Node007 You worthless sack of gecko shit! Just what the hell are doing in our sight again? talk_p_proc->Node007 talk_p_proc->Node007 Node008 Back again, huh? Well, what can we help you with, business partner? --- Hey there, pal. That sure was a sweet job we pulled on that dumb-ass Torr, huh? Let me get your cut of the action. talk_p_proc->Node008 talk_p_proc->Node008 Node012 Word to the wise - you just better not say nuthin’ to nobody. ‘Cause if’n you do, that would make us very angry. You don’t want to see us angry. talk_p_proc->Node012 talk_p_proc->Node012 Node025 What the heck do you want? Did you forget what you’re supposed to be doing? talk_p_proc->Node025 Node024 You here because you changed your mind? You want to help save those poor little brahmin from Torr? --- What the heck are you doing here? You here to help us or not? We might have a job for you if you’re interested. talk_p_proc->Node024 Node001 You just better push off, or my brother and I are going to pound you’re little head into jam. talk_p_proc->Node001 Node004 You went way over the line. I think you just better get out of here before we teach you a lesson. talk_p_proc->Node004 Node014 Hey there, partner. Still counting on you for tonight. What can I do for you? talk_p_proc->Node014 Node031 You just better keep your mouth shut if you know what’s good for you. talk_p_proc->Node031 Node015 Well, if it isn’t our burly-armed chum. --- Hey there. How’s your arm coming? Ready to go again? --- Hey there, you little squirt. What are you doing in our bar? You have to prove yourself to the Duntons by arm-wrestling me before we’ll let you stay. (ha ha ha) --- You don’t look so darn tough. Why don’t you arm-wrestle me, Chuck Dunton, for the right to drink in our bar? --- You don’t look so darn tough. Why don’t you arm-wrestle me, Buck Dunton, for the right to drink in our bar? --- Hey there, goody-two-shoes. You’ve gotta earn your admittance to our bar. You’ve gotta arm-wrestle me, Chuck Dunton. --- Hey, looks like we’ve got ourselves a contender here. You’ve gotta arm-wrestle me, Chuck Dunton, if you want to drink in here. --- Hey there, goody-two-shoes. You’ve gotta earn your admittance to our bar. You’ve gotta arm-wrestle me, Buck Dunton. --- Hey, looks like we’ve got ourselves a contender here. You’ve gotta arm-wrestle me, Buck Dunton, if you want to drink in here. talk_p_proc->Node015 Node021 Hello there. You here to barter for some of our World Famous Dunton’s Drymeat? --- Well? You here to buy some drymeat or what? talk_p_proc->Node021 Node036 Get the hell out of here. Some of us gots work to do. talk_p_proc->Node036 Node033 Ooogly ann? Huh? You’re just as dumb as that idiot Torr. That’s good, we need a new fricking village idiot in town. We’ve just about used that Torr up. Node032->Node033 Oooogly man. combat Node007->combat Gecko shit? Are we talking about what you eat, or what you use for brains? Node003 So, what’s the little wimp want from us, anyway? --- What do you want to know from us? --- I don’t think we need to tell you anything. What the heck do you want, anyway? Node007->Node003 Well, you’re right - I could have done a better job. I guess I’m not a natural rustler like you two are. I need something, though. Node955 Node007->Node955 I just wanted to apologize. I didn’t mean to screw up. I’m just not as good at rustling as you two. Besides, I need something from you. Node983 Node008->Node983 That was a sweet deal. Let me know when you’ve got another job like that one lined up. I need something else right now, though. Node985 Node008->Node985 I’m here for my cut, partners. Node988 Node008->Node988 What we did made me ashamed of myself. Cheating an idiot? Why don’t you cowards take on someone who can defend themselves for a change? Goodbye. Node999 Node008->Node999 I guess I don’t really need anything right now. Goodbye. Node012->Node003 Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone. Now tell me something else. Node941 Node012->Node941 Don’t want to see you angry? I don’t want to see your ugly mugs at all. Goodbye. Node960 Node012->Node960 Sorry, I won’t tell anyone. I promise, Mr. Dunton, sir. Goodbye. Node921 Node025->Node921 Are you crazy? They’re on to us. I’m here to warn you not to go through with it. I bet they’re watching us right now. Node027 Here’s what’s happening. You need to get Torr. --- out of here for a while. You can talk to him or knock him unconscious. But don’t kill him or you’ll get people all riled up. While you do that, we’ll get the brahmin. Meet us back at our shop tomorrow to pick up your reward. --- When Torr shows up, we need you to get him Node025->Node027 I forgot; would you go over the plan again for me? Please. Node025->Node999 No. I remember. I’ll get busy with our plan. Node026 Bug parts? Umm, err, ah, we don’t know nuthin’ about no bug parts. What are you talking about? Node025->Node026 I thought I saw a pile of bug parts over there. Do you know what that is? Node024->Node941 I don’t think I want anything to do with you two. Goodbye. Node006 Node024->Node006 Yeah, I’m interested. Tell me about this job. Node024->Node026 I thought I saw a pile of bug parts over there. Do you know what that is? Node932 Node001->Node932 I need some information, and you just better tell me what I need to know. Node936 Node001->Node936 Hey, take it easy. I was just kidding around. I’m really sorry. Don’t hit me, please. Besides, I wanted to ask you two about something. Node950 Node001->Node950 You and your brother? Are you afraid to take me on all alone? (Cluck, cluck, cluck) Node001->Node999 Uh, sorry, Mr. Dunton, sir. I’ll be leaving now. Node980 Node004->Node980 Line? What line? It was your idea in the first place. Node990 Node004->Node990 You two are just too yellow to do what needed to be done. Node004->Node999 I’m sorry, I just got so excited working with you two. I’ll leave now. Goodbye. Node014->Node003 Yup. I’ll be there. Let me ask you something, though. Node971 Node014->Node971 Uh, I’ve reconsidered. I don’t think I want to help you tonight. Node014->Node999 Sure I will. Goodbye. Node940 Node031->Node940 Yeah, well, I’m taking off. Goodbye. Node942 Node031->Node942 Yeah, I think you just better shut your mouth for a change. I’m tired of hearing you flap your rotten gums. Node961 Node031->Node961 Geez, take it easy. I was just going to tell you what a great idea I thought it was. Sheesh, calm down. Node031->Node999 Sorry. I will. Goodbye. Node930 Node015->Node930 I don’t want to wrestle right now. All I want is some information. Node944 Node015->Node944 Let’s arm-wrestle. I guess that’s the only way I’ll get some peace in here. Node015->Node999 Uh, I think I’m in the wrong bar. Goodbye. Node018 Don’t want to arm wrestle us? What, you think you’re too good to arm-wrestle against one of the Dunton brothers? Node015->Node018 I don’t think I want to arm-wrestle you right now. Node021->Node003 Actually, I had some questions for you. Node952 Node021->Node952 That sounds great. I’d like to barter. Node964 Node021->Node964 Drymeat? That sounds interesting. Tell me more about that. Node021->Node999 I don’t think I need anything right now thanks. Goodbye. Node022 Huh? What the hell do you mean? They’re all ours. Node021->Node022 I was curious about all those brahmin you have out back. They don’t all seem to have the same brand on them. destroy_p_proc look_at_p_proc You see one of two very similar looking men--they could be twins. Both are heavily muscled and have beetling brows. description_p_proc You see either Chuck or Buck Dunton, they both look so much alike that you’re not sure which one you’re looking at right now. use_skill_on_p_proc damage_p_proc combat_p_proc map_enter_p_proc map_enter_p_proc->rustle_status map_enter_p_proc->should_i_be_here push_p_proc duntonbarter Node013 Well, it’s a pleasure doing business with you. Heh, heh, heh. Need anything else? duntonbarter->Node013 Node013->Node003 Yes, I do. Node937 Node013->Node937 Hmm...I think I forgot to barter for something. Node951 Node013->Node951 No, I think that’s it for now, Buck. Node981 Node013->Node981 No, I think that’s it for now, Chuck. Node910 Node910->Node007 Node910->Node008 Node920 Node920->Node004 Node011 I’m Chuck Dunton. What are you? Dumb? --- Do I look especially ugly? I’m Chuck Dunton. --- Are you slow in the head? I’m Chuck Dunton. --- You just can’t get it straight. Damn simpleton tribals. I’m Chuck, you dumb-ass. --- I’m Big Nose Sally Dunton. Do you like my dress? I’m Chuck Dunton, you stupid tribal. --- I’m Buck Dunton. What are you? Dumb? --- Do I look especially ugly? I’m Buck Dunton. --- Are you slow in the head? I’m Buck Dunton. --- You just can’t get it straight. Damn simpleton tribals. I’m Buck, you dumb-ass. --- I’m Big Nose Sally Dunton. Do you like my dress? I’m Buck Dunton, you stupid tribal. Node920->Node011 Node011->Node003 Don’t worry. I have it now. I need something from you, uh, Mr. Dunton. Node931 Node011->Node931 Yeah, whoever. Look, just tell me what I need to know. Node934 Node011->Node934 Well, you’re both so damn stupid and ugly. Besides, I don’t give a flying fuck which Dunton I’m yelling at. Goodbye, asshole. Node935 Node011->Node935 Uh, okay. Yeah, I thought so. Sorry. Node010 Node011->Node010 Uh, yeah. Well, tell me about the job. Node028 Maybe you’re right. (looking around quickly) I don’t like the idea of someone watching me. Node921->Node028 Node029 Nobody’s watching us. We’re real careful about that. You’re just yellow, aren’t you? Frigging coward. --- Now get back to your job and get rid of that idiot Torr! --- Nobody’s watching us. We’re real careful about that. You’re just yellow, aren’t you? Frigging coward. --- When that Dumb-ass Torr gets here, you just better get rid of him. Node921->Node029 Node994 Node028->Node994 You should be kinder to others of your own kind. Now go home. Node029->Node942 Not a chance. I’m leaving. Goodbye. Node029->Node960 Sorry, I guess I was just getting nervous. I’m not as cool under pressure as you two are. Node029->Node999 Sorry, I panicked. I’ll get back to work, then. Node922 Node030 You’re crazy. Those are just left over from some radscorpions we killed. Yeah, that’s it. That’s the ticket. We, uh, umm, use their venom as one of the secret ingredients in our drymeat recipe. Node922->Node030 Node924 Node030->Node924 Yeah, sure. I’ll believe that as soon as the sun rises in the west. Node030->Node999 Well, if you say so. That’s good enough for me. Goodbye. Node923 Node923->Node012 Node924->Node031 Node930->Node003 Node003->Node011 Uh, just which Dunton are you, anyway? Node005 Well, we have a good supply of our world famous Dunton’s Drymeat on hand. Tasty and delicious - good for you, too. Node003->Node005 I’d like to barter. Node003->Node999 I guess I don’t need anything after all. Goodbye. Node019 You’re looking for a what? Close as I ever get to the Garden of Eden is in lovely Jenny’s arms over at Ma’s bathhouse. (hyuk, hyuk, hyuk) Node003->Node019 Either of you ever hear about something called a Garden of Eden Creation Kit? Node003->Node006 Any work around here? Node020 Well, I hear that they’re some (hyuk, hyuk) bug-men cutting up brahmin out east of us. But I wouldn’t believe everything you hear. (hyuk, hyuk, hyuk). Node003->Node020 Have you heard anything about brahmin mutilations around here? Node931->Node003 Node932->Node003 Node935->Node003 Node936->Node003 Node937->duntonbarter Node938 You manage to beat the Dunton brother after a tough struggle. Node016 You won this time. Well, aren’t you a tricky little cuss? Quick as a gecko with its tail set on fire. Well, the first drink’s on me. Node938->Node016 Ok. Node016->Node930 I don’t really need your beer, thanks. Let me ask you something, though. Node016->Node941 I don’t think I want your beer. Goodbye. Node967 Node016->Node967 Thanks. Maybe you can tell me something I want to know. Node016->Node999 I just got lucky this time. Thanks. Node939 You struggle, but eventually the Dunton brother wins. Node017 Haven’t you had enough abuse for one evening? --- You’re lucky I didn’t snap your little arm like a dried twig. (Hyuk, hyk, hyuk) Well, I guess there’s still no challenge here in town. Node939->Node017 Ok. Node017->Node003 Ouch. okay, okay, I’ve had enough. Hey, let me ask you something. Node017->Node944 I want to take you on again. I’ll show you this time. Node017->Node999 That’s it for me. Goodbye. Node944->Node938 Node944->Node939 Node945 Node945->Node011 Node945->Node010 Node991 OK, here’s the deal. We need some help in, uh, liberating some brahmin from that idiot Torr. You can try to talk him out of the brahmin, or knock him out - just don’t hurt him too bad or it’ll stir up a ruckus. Node010->Node991 Node992 OK, here’s the deal. We need some help in, uh, liberating some brahmin from that idiot Torr. You can try to talk him out of the brahmin, or knock him out - just don’t hurt him too bad or it’ll stir up a ruckus. --- Ready to go? Node010->Node992 Node946 Node946->Node011 Node946->Node010 Node948 Node948->Node027 Node027->Node921 Are you crazy? They’re on to us. I’m here to warn you not to go through with it. I bet they’re watching us right now. Node027->Node923 Not a chance; I’m outa here, Dunton. Goodbye. Node989 Node027->Node989 Sounds good, I’ll do it. Node002 Just get out before we smash you flat and turn you into drymeat. Node950->Node002 Node002->combat At least I won’t have to look at your butt-ugly faces anymore. Node002->Node961 Hey, I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I’m just stupid. I’ll come back later when you’re not so sick of looking at me. Node002->Node999 Oh, okay, sorry. Don’t hit me. Please. Node951->Node011 Node952->duntonbarter Node955->Node003 Node962 Node963 Node963->Node021 Node023 Well, our drymeat is an incredible blend of eleven herbs and spices. Let me tell you, it’s finger-lickin’ good. Animals love it, too. They’ll chase you from all over to get some. Must be that rotting smell. --- There’s nothing else like it. Anywhere. It’s you-neek. And most people are happy it’s like that. --- It’s PEOPLE! Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk, just wanted to see your face when I said that. Heck, it’s only part people. Hyuk, hyuk. --- It’s not like anything that most people would eat. It’s different. Not better, just different. --- No cruelty to animals involved here. This is all found meat. Sometimes it takes us a while to find it, but usually we can home in on the stink. --- After a long day in the brahmin pen, we get some choice boot scrapings to flavor it with. --- Well, we’ve found that a sauce made by us personally, if ya’ know what I mean, gives it that down-home taste. --- It’s made from beef aged over six months and tenderized by the choicest horsefly maggots. Node964->Node023 Node023->Node963 Incredible. It sounds as though you actually eat your own drymeat. Uh, what I mean to say is, who wouldn’t? Yum-yum. Node023->Node023 Really? That’s fascinating. Tell me more. Node966 Node023->Node966 If I were starving to death, I’d rather hack off my own arm and eat it than your damn drymeat. Node023->Node999 I think that’s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. Node965 Node965->Node003 Node966->Node001 Node967->Node003 Node970 Node971->Node012 Node972 Node972->Node001 Node973 Node973->Node003 Node975 Node980->Node002 Node983->Node003 Node009 OK - here’s the $50 and a little something extra for you, as well. A few sticks of Dunton’s Drymeat. Thanks again, partner. --- You have rustled the brahmin successfully. --- You see one of two very similar looking men--they could be twins. Both are heavily muscled and have beetling brows. --- You see either Chuck or Buck Dunton, they both look so much alike that you’re not sure which one you’re looking at right now. Node985->Node009 Node009->Node003 Thanks. Hey, there’s something else that I want to know. Node009->Node999 I can sure use that money. Mmm, (bite) tasty jerky, too. Thanks. Goodbye. Node990->Node002 Node991->Node975 OK, I’ll take care of Torr. Node993 Node991->Node993 I don’t think I want to do that after all. Node993->Node012 Node992->Node975 OK, I’ll take care of Torr. Node992->Node993 I don’t think I want to do that after all. Node995 Node996 Node997 Node997->Node004 Node997->Node005 Node005->Node003 Drymeat? That doesn’t sound like what I need. Tell me something else. Node005->Node937 Uh, that’s great. Node005->Node999 I don’t think I need to barter after all. Goodbye. Node019->Node003 Uh, thanks. Let me ask you something else, then. Node019->Node999 I guess that’s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. Node06a You had your chance, pal. Node006->Node06a Node06b I don’t think there’s any work for you here. Node006->Node06b Node06c Get the hell out of here. Some of us gots work to do. --- I don’t think there’s any work for you here. Node006->Node06c Node06d Well, there is one thing that we could use some help with. (Heh, heh, heh) Node006->Node06d Node020->Node003 Oh, I see; thanks. There’s something else I wanted to know about. Node020->Node999 I guess that’s all I need to know for now. Goodbye. Node06a->Node003 Oh, yeah. Well, tell me something else then. Node06a->Node948 Hey, wait - I really do want to help you guys out. Tell me about that job again. Node06a->Node999 Oh, OK. I guess I'll be moving on then. Sheesh, some people are so touchy. Goodbye. Node06a->Node999 Well, I guess I missed out. I’ll be going then. Goodbye. Node06b->Node999 Okay. Bye. Node06c->Node999 Okay. Bye. Node06d->Node945 What’s that Chuck? Node06d->Node010 Uh, what’s that? Node06d->Node946 What’s that Buck? Node981->Node011 Node018->Node003 Maybe later. Right now, I need some information. Node018->Node935 I think you’d hurt me if I arm-wrestled you. Node018->Node941 It wouldn’t even be a contest. I’d win. Goodbye. Node018->Node942 You look too wimpy. I only arm-wrestle real men. Take off, you hoser. Node022->Node021 Well, I guess I just don’t know much about brahmin. Must be their coloration or something. Fine-looking brahmin you have here. Node022->Node972 What I mean is that some of them look as though they have a different brand that someone’s clumsily branded over. Node022->Node999 Oh, I see. Heh-heh, I must have made a mistake. I’ll be going now. Goodbye. Node026->Node922 Well, I saw a pile of bug parts that had straps and buckles so that they looked as though they could be worn like a costume. They were all piled right over by where you two were standing. Node026->Node999 Uh, just forget it. Goodbye. Node033->Node999 Torr up? Node034 Chosen one, huh? Chosen most likely to be punched in the mouth. Did your momma drop you on the head, or did you just come out that dumb and ugly? Get the hell away from me. --- Ook! --- Chosen one!