fcjuavki checkPartyMembersNearDoor start critter_p_proc doSequence critter_p_proc->doSequence pickup_p_proc talk_p_proc Node023 Him: You made a life-altering decision. Her: And sadly, it was the wrong one. Both: Guards! Guards! talk_p_proc->Node023 Node028 Him: Now just go talk to AHS-7 and we'll be comrades in Hubology! Her: I'm so excited! Him: Getting new recruits makes me horny. Her: Oh, honey... Him: Oh, baby... talk_p_proc->Node028 Node008 Him: More questions? Then we have the answers! Provided by the Great Wheel's graces, of course. talk_p_proc->Node008 Node024 Him: Greetings, --- . I hope your enlightenment is going well. Her: We do have such... large... hopes for you. talk_p_proc->Node024 Node001 Him: Hi! I'm Juan Cruz! Her: And I'm Vikki Goldman! Both: We're celebrities! And we endorse Hubology! Both: Please note that any similarities between us and people or institutions, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. talk_p_proc->Node001 DoCallGuards talk_p_proc->DoCallGuards DoAdjust talk_p_proc->DoAdjust DoIndoctranation talk_p_proc->DoIndoctranation Node021 Her: That wasn't so bad, was it? Him: Now just go talk to AHS-7 and we'll be comrades in Hubology! Her: I'm so excited! Him: Getting new recruits makes me horny. Her: Oh, honey... Him: Oh, baby... talk_p_proc->Node021 Node998a Node023->Node998a Damn. Node999 Node008->Node999 No, no more questions. Node006 Her: Why, we were in the movie business in New Reno. We made hundreds of films, many of them classics, like "Top Bun," "Frisky Bizness," and "Days of Rubber".  That's what makes us celebrities. --- Her: Why, we were in the movie business in New Reno. We made hundreds of films, many of them classics, like "Top Bun," "Frisky Bizness," and "Days of Rubber".  That's what makes us celebrities. --- Him: But then, as a member of the industry, you already knew that. Node008->Node006 What makes you celebrities? Node016 Him: Well, it's very simple. We just give you this informational holodisc. Her: ... you sit through a short movie... Him... and then you go talk to AHS-7! Her: Easy, isn't it? Node008->Node016 How do I join? Node020 Her: Dave? The computer guy? Him: Ha ha! What a loser! Vikki is mine, all mine - no way he'll... excuse me, this is negative energy I'm channeling. I must have fouled my neurodynes. Her: [whispers to you] I think Dave's a cutie, but nothing can happen while Juan is around. Him: Whew. Neurodyne is all clear again. Node008->Node020 Hey, Vikki, Dave H. is in love with you. Node015 Him: That's very forward-thinking of you. Her: Very enlightened. Him: We offer our opinions to people - and if our celebrity can attract more believers, we're anxious to use it. Node008->Node015 Shouldn't I make my own choices, rather than let celebrities guide me? Node024->Node999 That's pretty much all I wanted. So long! Node024->Node020 Hey, Vikki, Dave H. is in love with you. Node025 Him: You could talk to Harry Rocket on the surface. Maybe he needs some help. Her: Or you could talk to AHS-7 or AHS-9. They usually have ideas. Him: Or you could watch the PrayScreen. Her: Or you could cause mischief among the enemies of the Wheel. Node024->Node025 So what do I do now that I'm an Hubologist? Node2627 Node024->Node2627 How can I hook up with you guys? Node001->Node999 Great. Gotta go. Node002 Him: A poor child of the waste. Her: Perhaps an alignment would help? Him: Yes. You. Would you like an alignment? Node001->Node002 Ah? Cluz? Doldnin? Node001->Node006 Celebrities? What makes you celebrities? Node011 Him: Yes. Some might think we resemble certain people. Her: But the truth is, it's entirely coincidental. Node001->Node011 Similarities? What do you mean? Node001->Node016 I want to be a Hubologist. How do I join? Node001->Node020 Hey, Vikki, Dave H. is in love with you. Node999b Node021->Node999b I'll just come back later. destroy_p_proc look_at_p_proc You see an eerily wholesome couple. --- You see Juan Cruz and Vikki Goldman, two of New Reno's more notorious film stars. description_p_proc You see a dark-haired man and a blonde woman, both of whom are extremely attractive. They exude a slutty "come-hither" vibe. use_skill_on_p_proc damage_p_proc map_enter_p_proc checkLoadPos map_enter_p_proc->checkLoadPos timed_event_p_proc CheckTalkSequence Whatever. [mutter] jerks. --- Whatever. [mutter] jerks. --- [applause] timed_event_p_proc->CheckTalkSequence doAdjustLesson1 Lesson 1: Here we have eternity, the Great Wheel. [points at something] And here is where we are. [points at something] Now all we have to do is walk really far and meet our starry brethren there. --- Man, we're going to need a lot of shoes. timed_event_p_proc->doAdjustLesson1 doAdjustEnd timed_event_p_proc->doAdjustEnd doEndSequence CheckTalkSequence->doEndSequence CheckTalkSequence->doEndSequence Node003 Her: I do hope that has helped. Good luck in your travels! doAdjustLesson1->Node003 Node998 NodeAdjust Node002->NodeAdjust 'Es! Node004 Him: If you won't accept our help... Her: ... then we can't help you. Goodbye. Node002->Node004 No! Node006->Node008 I see. Well, I have more questions for you. Node006->Node999 Thanks, bye. Node009a Node006->Node009a It's nice to finally put faces to the names. Node007 Her: Oh, yes, you should definitely make your own choices. Him: And with the Hub's latest book, you can learn how to make the RIGHT choice! Node006->Node007 Who cares if YOU endorse it? Shouldn't I make my own choices? Node011->Node008 Whew. Well, that's a load off. Say, I have more questions. Node011->Node999 Got it. So long. NodeJoin Node016->NodeJoin Let's do it. Node022 Him: Too bad. Her: You're committed now. Node016->Node022 I don't think I'm ready for this. Node248a Node020->Node248a Well, I have more questions. Node999a Node020->Node999a That's all. Bye. NodeAdjust->Node999 Node019 Him: We've done everything we can for you. Her: Good luck in your travels. NodeAdjust->Node019 Node004->Node999 Bye! Node003->Node999 Goo-bye! Node005 Him: Ah, you see? The teachings of the Hub have demonstrated their worth again! Node003->Node005 It certainly has! Node005->Node008 I have some questions. Node005->Node999 Thanks! Bye! Node009 Her: [blank icy look] Him: Thank you. Node009a->Node009 Node007->Node008 Sure. I have more questions. Node007->Node999 Right. Bye. Node007->Node011 His latest book? Isn't he dead? Node007->Node016 Sounds great. How do I join? Node012 Her: Of course you have your free will. You have the choice to allow your neurodynes to be filled with the filth of the world. Him: You have the choice to live a joyless, meaningless existence in the rat race. Both: Or you can come to a greater understanding of life through the Great Wheel. Node007->Node012 The "right" choice. Sure. What about free will? Node012->Node999 Right-o. Well, I have to run. Node012->Node016 Sounds great. How can I join? Node014 Her: Neurodynes are the essence of souls destroyed in the Great War, polluting your spiritual essence and guiding you astray. Him: If you want to know more about our teachings, you'll have to join our church. Node012->Node014 Neurodynes? What are they? Node017a Node012->Node017a Hmm. I think I'll stick with the rat race. Node015->Node008 I have other questions. Node015->Node999 I see. Well, so long. Node015->Node016 I'm interested in joining. Node009->Node008 Err... I have some questions. Node009->Node999 That's all for me! So long! Node010 Him: Dead? Ha ha! Perhaps. We like to think that he aligned all his neurodynes and went to join the Star Father. Her: We have extensive use of his jotted notes and barely-begun manuscripts to spread the word of the Hub. Him: For example, we found a scrap that said: "2 doz. eggs/Milk/TP". Obviously this is significant. It needs to be heard. Node010->Node008 Err... right. I have more questions. Node010->Node999 Right. Bye. Node010->Node016 Yes! Praise the Hub! I see the light! How do I join? Node013a Node010->Node013a What, because some crackpot wrote something down you feel the need to publish EVERYTHING? Node013 Her: You dare call the Hub (praise his vision) a crackpot? Here? In a stronghold devoted to his study? Him: Get out of here. If you talk to anyone on the way out, you will be attacked. Infidel. Both: Good riddance. Node013a->Node013 Node014->Node008 Hmm. Nah, not right now. I do have more questions, though. Node014->Node999 Umm... gotta go. Bye. Node014->Node016 Yes, this sounds fascinating. Node014->Node016 Well, I'm definitely curious about what you've got. Count me in. Node014->Node013a I'd heard this was science fiction, but I didn't know how much. The Hub must have been quite a crackpot. Node017 Her: That's your prerogative. Him: And I hope you'll understand that you can't be allowed to wander our base. Her: So you had better leave - the guards will probably shoot at you if you stick around. Node017a->Node017 Node013->Node999 Your movies suck. Bye. Node013->Node999 Bye. Node013->Node998a Maybe I'd better jump on them. I always hated your movies anyway. Let's see you do a death scene. Node998a->Node998 Node022->NodeJoin -done- Node017->Node999 I'm out of here. Node017->Node998a Maybe I'd better shoot you first. Node018 Him: This is your last chance to change your mind. Her: We'd hate to see anything bad happen to you. Node017->Node018 Gee, thanks. Invite me in to recruit me and shoot me if I don't sign up? Nice gig. Node018->Node999 Nope. I'll take my chances. So long. Node018->Node016 Fine. How do I join? Node018->Node998a Screw you. Node018->Node998a Something bad is about to happen to YOU. Node019->Node999 Bye! Node248a->Node008 Node248a->Node024 Node999a->Node999 Node999b->Node999 Node025->Node999 Thanks. That's all I wanted to know. Node025->Node2627 Thanks. How do I hook up with you guys? Node026 Her: As sad as it is - because the Star Father knows you're a cutie - we probably shouldn't. Him: But we're both flattered! Her: Maybe sometime we can all go to New Reno and make a film together. Node2627->Node026 Node027 Her: Lying is bad for your neurodynes. Him: That's right. Her: That's why I have to be honest and say I don't find you attractive. Him: But we still love you as a fellow follower of the Hub! Node2627->Node027 Node026->Node999 Oh, all right. So long. Node026->Node025 Oh, all right. What else is there to do as an Hubologist? Node027->Node999 Whatever. [mutter] jerks. Node027->Node025 Gee, thanks. So what else is there to do as an Hubologist?