hcchuck checkPartyMembersNearDoor old_pickup_p_proc pickup_p_proc pickup_p_proc->old_pickup_p_proc start critter_p_proc talk_p_proc Zzzzzzzzzzz. Node001 ::he rubs sleep from his eyes:: Wha'... huh? Where am I? How long have I been asleep? talk_p_proc->Node001 Node002 Oh no! I've slept so long the world has turned stupid! Aieeeeeeee! ::he flees in panic:: Node001->Node002 Urr? Node003 I'm Chuck Stodgers, the greatest aeroplane pilot in the world! Unfortunately... I crashed. I staggered into this cave to get away from the explosion, and the fumes overwhelmed me. Node001->Node003 Who are you? Node004 New WHAT? CALIFORNIA? THE WORLD HAS CHANGED THAT MUCH? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ::he flees in panic:: Node001->Node004 I have no idea how long you've been asleep, but you're in Broken Hills, near the New California Republic. destroy_p_proc look_at_p_proc You see a dusty, sleepy-looking man. description_p_proc You see a dusty, sleepy-looking man. His clothes look very, VERY old fashioned. use_skill_on_p_proc damage_p_proc map_enter_p_proc timed_event_p_proc Node998 Node999 Node003a You've uncovered yet another obscure pop culture reference. --- You see a dusty, sleepy-looking man. --- XXX Node003->Node003a That sounds suspiciously like the premise of a pulp cartoon series. Node004->Node999 Hey, now, wait a second... Node005 Yes, it does, doesn't it? I have to go see what's happened in the world. Good luck, friend! Node003a->Node005 Node005->Node999 You too, Mr. Stodgers!