mcMiria checkPartyMembersNearDoor start critter_p_proc Daddy! --- Uh oh! --- Uhh... --- Uhhh... Continue please... --- I surely do! --- I sure the hell… --- Um… I do. --- Help, Daddy! Get him away! pickup_p_proc Node998 pickup_p_proc->Node998 talk_p_proc Uhhh, I think daddy's the one you should be talking too. --- Get away! --- Bitch! --- Great, I guess this means I have to run this dump now. --- That’s just sick! talk_p_proc->Node998 Node100 We need to talk about the distance between us. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. talk_p_proc->Node100 Node000 Why, hello there, stranger. I’m Miria. talk_p_proc->Node000 Node018 Who, me? I do odd jobs here and there. Surely nothing worth talking about. [She flutters her eyes at you.] Node000->Node018 What do you do around here? Node013 Nothing to tell. My family runs the slaughterhouse. People from all around bring their brahmin here for slaughter. After they are slaughtered and the meat treated, it is sold to traders who in turn sell it to merchants in various towns. All very boring, if you ask me. Node000->Node013 What can you tell me about the slaughterhouse? Node014 Have you come to the right place! This town is so boring, there’s nothing else to do but gossip and… [She keeps talking for awhile and sometime later you’re able to get a word in.] Node000->Node014 Heard any good rumors? Node026 That better not mean what I think that means. Node000->Node026 Hubba! Hubba! destroy_p_proc look_at_p_proc Miria. --- Oh my! A very shapely and seductive looking woman. description_p_proc You’re not sure, but the measurements 36-24-36 come to mind. use_skill_on_p_proc damage_p_proc damage_p_proc->Node998 map_enter_p_proc timed_event_p_proc combat_p_proc push_p_proc Node002 If I weren’t so bored, I’d say no. So ask away. Node018->Node002 Can I ask you a few more questions? Node019 I’m really touched. Nobody ever tries to get to know me better. All they want is sex, sex, sex! I get so tired of having wild sex all the time. I’m so glad you’re not like the others. --- You know, I’m just a normal guy like everyone else. Why, my friends say, " --- you’re just so cool because you’re normal just like everyone else." Yep, normal that’s me. Node018->Node019 I really would like to know more about you. Node020 Want what? Just what are you implying? Node018->Node020 You're right, enough talk. Let's get it on! You know you want it. Node013->Node002 Can I ask you a few more questions? Node014->Node002 Let’s talk about something else. Node010 Rumor has it that Farrel stole the watch. Node014->Node010 What do you know about the Cornelius’s missing watch? Node015 Ah, Rose. The proprietor of Rose's Bed and Breakfast. Now, you didn’t hear it from me, but have you ever wondered why her ‘coop’ is so well protected? She says it’s to protect her chickens from predators, but if you look closely it looks as if she’s trying to keep something in rather than out. Plus, whoever heard of chickens laying twelve pound eggs? Node014->Node015 You mentioned something about Rose? Node016 It’s really strange, but I hear some ranchers say that every once in a while a brahmin will give birth to a calf with only one head. Talk about weird! Node014->Node016 What’s this about a mutated brahmin? Node017 He’s family; I don’t spread rumors about my own family. Node014->Node017 Tell me about Davin. Node999 Node026->Node999 Urg? Node027 Yup! That’s what I thought. It’s funny how Neanderthal and civilized speech crosses roads on this subject. [You don’t even see it coming. But you’re sure the red hand print on your face will disappear some day.] Node026->Node027 Aoooga! Node002->Node018 What do you do around here? Node002->Node013 What can you tell me about the slaughterhouse? Node002->Node014 Heard any good rumors? Node010->Node014 Tell me some more rumors. Node011 Because poor people tend to steal to make ends meet. Farrel definitely falls in the poor category, and that would explain the new tools he bought soon after Cornelius’s watch disappeared. Node010->Node011 Why would Farrel steal the watch? Node012 Yes, they were thick as thieves, those two. Which is why I think Farrel stole the watch. Who else but Farrel would have the access and the opportunity to steal Cornelius’s watch? Node010->Node012 Isn’t Farrel Cornelius’s best friend? Node011->Node014 Tell me more rumors. Node011->Node002 Can I ask you a few more questions? Node011->Node012 Isn’t Farrel Cornelius’s best friend? Node012->Node014 Tell me more rumors. Node012->Node002 Can I ask you a few more questions? Node012->Node011 Why would Farrel steal the watch? Node015->Node014 Tell me more rumors. Node015->Node002 Let’s talk about something else. Node016->Node014 Tell me more rumors. Node016->Node002 Let’s talk about something else. Node017->Node014 Tell me more rumors. Node017->Node002 Let’s talk about something else. Node019->Node002 Can I ask you a few more questions? Node021 How dare you call me a slut! Let me tell you, I am very picky about the people I sleep with. Why, I have only slept with 10 or 20 people this month! I think this conversation is over! Node019->Node021 You slut! I thought you were special for a moment. Node024 [She blushes] Stop, you’re embarrassing me. You are just the sweetest thing. Why don’t come over here and sit by me. Node019->Node024 Well, I’ve never known anyone as interesting as you are. Node996 Node020->Node996 I think you know what I’m talking about, baby. You know this is what you want. [You smile and start to undress.] Node020->Node999 Forget it; I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to imply anything. Node024->Node020 All right! You know what I want, baby! Node024->Node021 You are a slut, aren’t you! Node022 How disappointing. You are just like everyone else, aren’t you? Node024->Node022 I thought you’d never ask. Why don’t we get a little more comfortable. Node025 I can’t take this anymore! You’re perfect. [She rips off her clothes, your clothes, and then…] Node024->Node025 I think this going too far. Can’t we just talk? Node023 No. I don’t think so. I’m tired of this conversation. Good bye. Node022->Node023 Can I ask you a few more questions? Node995 Node025->Node995 [Your world will never be the same again.] Node1001 I'm completely healed and ready to go. --- Hardly more than a scratch left on me now. --- Well, I'm mostly healed -- but I could use more healing when we get a chance. --- I healed myself as much as I could but I'm still pretty badly hurt. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. Node1002 No, baby; I wanna come with you. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. Node1003 Sure thing, I'll put it away. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. Node1004 [] --- We need to talk about the distance between us. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. Node1005 No, no, sweet pea. I need to be close to you. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. Node1006 But then I wouldn't be near to you, sugar lumps. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. Node1007 I'll try harder, butter cakes. It's just hard to get "us" time out here in this wasteland. --- No, no, no... Not that kind of distance! I need you to step back a few when we're walking around. --- No, no, no... Not that kind of distance! I need you to step back a few when we're walking around. --- Relax baby, just give me more space when we're walking around. --- Relax baby, just give me more space when we're walking around. Node1008 My stuff is your stuff. Node1009 Okay, muffin, but do we have to stop with just the armor? --- We need to talk about the distance between us. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. Node1010 Sharp weapons like knives get me excited although I can use weapons like an SMG in a pinch if I need to. Just don't expect me to actually hit anything. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. --- We need to talk about the distance between us. Node1100