mcRose
checkPartyMembersNearDoor
start
critter_p_proc
pickup_p_proc
Node998
pickup_p_proc->Node998
talk_p_proc
I’m sorry, we’re closed.
There’s been a death in
the family. [sniff]
Node002
It’s the hero of Modoc!
Welcome back.
---
Oh my! It’s you. Everyone
is talking about how you
risked your life for us,
and solved the
mystery of the Ghost
Farm. Know that you are
always welcome here, and
of course all your meals
are on
the house. You may also
rummage through the lost
and found box and take
whatever you wish as a
special
reward.
talk_p_proc->Node002
Node000
Welcome to Rose’s Bed and
Breakfast. My, aren’t you
the strapping young man.
What can Rose help
you with today?
---
Welcome to Rose’s Bed and
Breakfast. Oh my, what a
pretty young lady you
are. What can Rose do
for you today?
talk_p_proc->Node000
Node001
Glad to see you again!
What can I do for you?
talk_p_proc->Node001
Node995
Node002->Node995
I’d really love to have
one of your delicious
omelets right about now.
Node010
That’s what I like to
hear. A growing young boy
needs to eat to keep up
his strength, and I can
tell you haven’t been
eating properly. You just
sit right down and look
at the menu.
---
And so you should be.
When was the last time
you had a good meal,
young lady? Why, you’re
as
thin as a rail. You just
look at the menu and tell
Rose what you would like
to eat.
Node000->Node010
I’m starved! What do you
have to eat around here?
Node032
Sorry, we’re full up. A
large caravan has all the
rooms rented.
Node000->Node032
I’d like to rent a room
for the night.
Node023
I’m sorry, sweetie, I’m
quite busy serving
customers. Maybe if you
ordered something I’ll
have
time to chat with you
between orders.
Node000->Node023
You must hear things
working here. Mind if I
ask you a few questions?
Node996
Node000->Node996
[You smack your lips with
a loud POP]
Node001->Node010
I’m starved! What do you
have to eat around here?
Node001->Node032
I’d like to rent a room
for the night.
Node001->Node023
You must hear things
working here. Mind if I
ask you a few questions?
Node001->Node996
[You smack your lips with
a loud POP]
destroy_p_proc
look_at_p_proc
A pleasantly plump woman.
description_p_proc
Her gray hair is done up
in a loose bun, and she
walks with a slight
waddle. You can’t help
but
feel relaxed around her.
use_skill_on_p_proc
damage_p_proc
damage_p_proc->Node998
map_enter_p_proc
combat_p_proc
Node994
Node010->Node994
Brahmin fries. [$5]
Node993
Node010->Node993
Wasteland omelet. [$25]
Node033
Really!? You must be
really thirsty. I raised
the price to discourage
customers from ordering
it.
Drinking water is at a
premium out here, with
the lack of rain and the
well drying up. Do you
still want
some?
Node010->Node033
Water. [$1000]
Node991
Node010->Node991
Brahmin dogs. [$5]
Node990
Node010->Node990
Canis burgers. [$7]
Node989
Node010->Node989
Shepherd’s stew. [$3]
Node999
Node010->Node999
No thank you; I’m not
hungry right now.
Node032->Node010
I’m starved! What do you
have to eat around here?
Node032->Node023
You must hear things
working here. Mind if I
ask you a few questions?
Node023->Node010
In that case, I’m
starving. What do you
have to eat?
Node031
You poor thing. You look
half starved. Come sit
down and let Rose get you
something to eat. [She
leaves and returns with
a large omelet.] Now, you
don’t move from that spot
until you finish every
bit
of that.
Node996->Node031
Node034
I’m sorry, we stopped
serving omelets. Some
fool broke into our coop
and killed our… chicken.
Node996->Node034
Node021
Ah, that’s my specialty.
I hope you’re hungry; I
guarantee you’ve never
tasted an omelet like
this one anywhere. [She
leaves and returns with
the biggest damn omelet
you’ve ever seen.]
Node995->Node021
Node995->Node034
Node011
Oh, I’m sorry, but you
don’t seem to have enough
money. Why don’t you come
back later?
Node994->Node011
Node012
Back for some more, I
see. You must really like
brahmin fries. I’m sorry;
since you hold the
record, you can’t enter
the contest again until
somebody else breaks your
score.
---
Brahmin fries it is,
then. We have a contest
on who can eat the most
Brahmin fries; so far,
the
record is 36. If you
break the record, you
don’t have to pay the tab
for your meal. You look
like
you’d be able to beat
the record with no
problem. Are you
interested in trying?
Node994->Node012
Node993->Node011
Node993->Node021
Node993->Node034
Node033->Node010
Actually, I’m really
hungry.
Node987
Node033->Node987
Yes! I need water
desperately.
Node991->Node011
Node022
[She quickly returns with
a glass of some brownish
liquid substance. It
appears that there is
more dirt than water in
the glass. However, you
are so thirsty that you
drink it anyway.] I
brought
a cookie for you to
enjoy with that, sweetie.
---
[She quickly disappears
behind the counter and
returns with your order.]
Node991->Node022
Node990->Node011
Node990->Node022
Node989->Node011
Node989->Node022
Node011->Node010
But I’m starving! Maybe I
can order something
cheaper.
Node011->Node023
Wait! Can I ask you a few
questions?
Node012->Node022
That’s okay, I’m willing
to pay to eat your
delicious fried brahmin
scrotum.
Node012->Node022
No thanks; just one
order, please.
Node013
Oh, that’s just grand.
Each order consists of 10
pieces. I’ll have to ask
you for the money up
front. I’ll refund it as
soon as you break the
record. That’ll be $20,
please.
Node012->Node013
I’m so hungry I can
probably double that
score. Bring it on.
Node024
Sure, but make it quick,
dear. I don’t want to
keep the other customers
waiting.
Node022->Node024
Can I ask you a few
questions?
Node013->Node022
I don’t have that much.
Why don’t I try for the
record later? I’ll just
get one order. Thanks.
Node988
Node013->Node988
Sure, I’ll get it back
when I break the record.
Node988->Node011
Node014
[Rose takes the money and
comes back with a heaping
platter of brahmin fries.
They are not
quite what you expected.
They appear to be about
the size of golf balls,
covered in batter and
fried in
oil to a deep, golden
brown. You take a
tentative bite of one of
the fries. These are
delicious! You
start into the meal with
zeal.]
Node988->Node014
Node015
[At around the 34th fry,
you start to feel the
effects of overeating. A
crowd has gathered to
witness the historic
event of the old record
being broken. In an
attempt to regain your
composure, you
strike up a conversation
with Rose.]
Node016
[You pop a fry into your
mouth.] ‘Mmff… splt…
mnch…’ Don’t talk with
your mouth full, dear.
[You
swallow.]
Node017
Oh, it’s no secret. You
just dip them in batter,
add some salt and fry in
grease. [You pop
another one in your
mouth.]
Node016->Node017
How do you prepare these?
If it’s not a secret or
anything, I know some
people back home who
would love these.
Node018
That’s 37! You just broke
the record! [The crowd
cheers!]
Node017->Node018
How do you prepare the
brahmin meat? It has such
a unique texture. [You
pop yet another one in
your mouth. These are
good!]
Node019
[The crowd yells, "38!"]
Well, what makes ours
taste so special is that
you have to harvest it
while the brahmin is
still alive. You just
grab the brahmin by the
scrotum and ‘snip’ four
with one
cut. You’ve got be
careful; the brahmin
usually gets riled up at
that point.
Node018->Node019
[You feel like you’ve
gotten you’re second wind
and pop another fry into
your mouth.]
Node020
We can’t count that last
one, but you broke the
record at 37! Here’s your
money back.
Congratulations!
Node019->Node020
[The 38th brahmin tidbit
must have been going at
the speed of light as it
is suddenly and
forcefully propelled
from your mouth.]
Node020->Node999
[You feel sick.]
Node021->Node999
[You feel revitalized
after such a big meal.]
Node025
Oh dear! Have you been
talking to my husband
Cornelius? This whole
business with the watch
is
just terrible. Cornelius
has got the whole town
believing that his best
friend, Farrel, took his
watch.
If you’ve talked to him,
I’m sure you’ve noticed
his mind isn’t quite
functioning properly. I’m
pretty
sure the poor dear just
left the watch somewhere
and forgot where.
Node024->Node025
What can you tell me
about Cornelius’s missing
watch?
Node027
Did you say GECK? No, I
can’t say that I have. I
have heard of good soup
recipe that requires
three geckos. But no, I
haven’t heard of anything
about a GECK.
Node024->Node027
Have you ever heard of a
GECK?
Node028
[She shivers
involuntarily.] Stay away
from there! I’ve heard
tales from travelers
about
rotting bodies tied to
stakes, and glowing
shapes moving through the
fields at night. I don’t
know how
much of this is true,
but I do know a while
back Karl moved out there
and hasn’t been seen
since.
Node024->Node028
What do you know about
the Ghost Farm?
Node029
Ah, you’ve had the desert
omelet. Delicious, wasn’t
it? Some people say it
has healing
properties. [She looks
around nervously.] Oh!
Some customers just came
in. I’ll be right back.
[Hmm…
She never answered your
question.]
Node024->Node029
I’ve never seen an omelet
the size of the one you
served me. What kind of
animal lays such a
large egg?
Node030
Our burgers are made of
nothing but the choicest,
select, grade-A dog. The
meat is ground up and
made into half-pound
patties. And to give it
that unique smoky flavor,
they are slow grilled
over dried
brahmin dung.
Node024->Node030
What’s a canis burger
made of?
Node026
Now, if you don’t need
anything else, I have
other customers to serve.
Node026->Node010
One moment, I’m still
hungry.
Node026->Node023
Can I ask you a few more
questions?
Node987->Node011
Node987->Node022
Node034->Node010
I’m really hungry, so
let’s see what else you
have.
Node034->Node999
I was really looking
forward to your
world-famous omelet. I
guess I’ll go hungry.
Node034->Node999
Ahh! Oogie!
timed_event_p_proc
Hey! I’m the only one
allowed to go through the
lost and found box.
timed_event_p_proc->Node998