Toothpaste of Wisdom

My tooth pase every day recommends me to save water. The problem is that I have a couple of bottles saved and they stand on a visible place too.

So I follow trends and all that but my paste keeps demanding more…

So I thought what if I buy not the cheap paste but some premium version, will the banner disappear? Or at least can I get a better more premium-customer advice then?

For advice on how to save sanity it is already too late but maybe tips on how to save time or money would get attention. Also these tips should be new every day.

Like you squeeze-out paste with rolled pieces of paper and they give you financial advice. And when in the middle of the day you need an advice quickly - just use a toothpick: “Buy the dip!” and all that.