fcdaveh
checkPartyMembersNearDoor
old_pickup_p_proc
pickup_p_proc
pickup_p_proc->old_pickup_p_proc
start
critter_p_proc
talk_p_proc
Node001
Why do you want to hurt
us?
talk_p_proc->Node001
Node015
There you go. Anything
else?
---
I'm going to move on
Vikki... umm... soon.
What can I help you with?
talk_p_proc->Node015
Node002
Greetings, enlightened
one.
---
How can I help you?
---
What do you want?
---
I'm going to move on
Vikki... umm... soon.
---
How can I help you?
talk_p_proc->Node002
Node999
Node015->Node999
Nope. So long!
Node003
Ummm... oookay. Whatever.
Say, what's that over
there?
[as you turn to look, he
whips back to what he was
doing and ignores you]
Node015->Node003
Da... oooh...
Node015a
Node015->Node015a
I need the vertibird
plans from your computer.
Node016
Format the hard drive?
Are you kidding? No way!
I can't do that!
Node015->Node016
I need you to format the
Hubologist hard drive.
Node015b
You see a sandy-haired
man.
---
You see Dave H.
Node015->Node015b
I want you to hack into
the Shi databases and get
some fuel channeled to
the Poseidon tanker.
Node015c
You see a sandy-haired
man.
---
You see Dave H.
Node015->Node015c
I want you to reroute the
fuel from the spaceship
into the Poseidon tanker.
Node002->Node999
In no way. Thanks.
Node002->Node003
Da... oooh...
Node004
I'm Dave Handy. I'm down
from Canada.
Node002->Node004
Who are you?
Node005
I show these guys how to
move their data and I
answer stupid questions
all day long.
Node002->Node005
What do you do here?
Node009a
Node002->Node009a
I talked to Vikki. She
and Juan made fun of you
and said you're not a
real man.
Node014a
Node002->Node014a
I talked to Vikki. She
said you're hot and she
wants you sometime.
Node019
No, no... I'd be too
embarrassed.
Node002->Node019
You want me to talk Vikki
up for you?
destroy_p_proc
look_at_p_proc
You see a sandy-haired
man.
---
You see Dave H.
description_p_proc
You see a sandy-haired
man with a hopeful glint
to his eye.
use_skill_on_p_proc
damage_p_proc
map_enter_p_proc
Node998
Node003->Node999
-done-
Node004->Node999
Thanks. Bye.
Node004->Node005
So, what do you do here?
Node006
Promise not to laugh.
Node004->Node006
What brought you down?
Node005->Node002
Well, I have other
questions for you.
Node005->Node999
Sounds great. Bye.
Node020
I should be able to. But
only if you have a
specific task in mind.
Node005->Node020
Would you be able to hack
into the Shi database?
Node021
Oh, like:
---
Like that.
Node005->Node021
What sort of stupid
questions?
Node009
::he sits in stunned
silence for a moment::
::pain crosses his face::
Oh well.
::he turns his head
away::
Node009a->Node009
Node014
She did? Really? Wow. ::a
beatific smile slowly
crosses his face::
Thanks! What can I do for
you?
Node014a->Node014
Node019->Node002
Fine, fine. I have more
questions.
Node019->Node999
Fine, fine.
Node006->Node999
No, forget it.
Node007
The Hub recruiter, Vikki
Goldman. I saw one of her
movies up in Canada, and
I just knew that she'd
fall in love with me. It
hasn't happened yet, but
I'm working on it.
Node006->Node007
Okay.
Node020->Node999
Can't think of anything
specific right now. I'll
let you know.
Node022
I could do that. But I'd
need a good reason to do
it, and I just don't have
that. Sorry. Anything
else?
Node020->Node022
Divert fuel into the
Poseidon tanker.
Node021->Node999
I see. Well, so long.
Node002a
Node021->Node002a
I see. Those people sound
like they're lots of fun.
I have more questions.
Node007->Node002
I'll keep it under my
hat. I have some more
questions.
Node008a
Node007->Node008a
Ha ha! What a schlepp you
are! She's a porn star,
buddy. She doesn't want
you.
Node008
Well, yeah... but it's
worth it in case
something happens!
Node007->Node008
You realize that she'll
just act interested in
you to make sure you stay
a good Hubologist, right?
Node008a->Node008
Node008->Node002
If you say so... if you
say so. I have more
questions.
Node008->Node999
Whatever. See you.
Node009->Node002
Sorry. I have more
questions.
Node009->Node999
Having delivered that
news... so long!
Node010
You bet I do. What do you
need?
Node009->Node010
I'll bet you want to get
back at her.
Node010->Node999
Nothing. So long.
Node011a
Node010->Node011a
I need the vertibird
plans from your computer.
Node012a
Node010->Node012a
I need you to format the
Hubologist hard drive.
Node011b
You see a sandy-haired
man.
---
You see Dave H.
---
You see a sandy-haired
man.
---
You see Dave H.
Node010->Node011b
I want you to hack into
the Shi databases and get
some fuel channeled to
the Poseidon tanker.
Node011c
You see a sandy-haired
man.
---
You see Dave H.
---
You see a sandy-haired
man.
---
You see Dave H.
Node010->Node011c
I want you to reroute the
fuel from the spaceship
into the Poseidon tanker.
Node011
There you go. Now get out
of here. I'm going to
format the computer and
leave.
Node011a->Node011
Node012
There. Teach these
bastards to use and
reject me. Goodbye.
Node012a->Node012
Node011b->Node011
Node011c->Node011
Node011->Node999
Good luck. See ya!
Node011->Node011a
I need the vertibird
plans from your computer.
Node011->Node011b
I want you to hack into
the Shi databases and get
some fuel channeled to
the Poseidon tanker.
Node011->Node011c
I want you to reroute the
fuel from the spaceship
into the Poseidon tanker.
Node013a
Node011->Node013a
Well, I was really just
kidding. She didn't
actually say that.
Node013
So, I've done all this
harm for nothing. I'm
going to kill you now.
---
She didn't say that. Oh
good.
---
So, I've done all this
harm for nothing. I'm
going to kill you now.
Node013a->Node013
Node012->Node999
Goodbye.
Node012->Node013a
Well, I was really just
kidding. She didn't
actually say that.
Node013->Node998
Try it.
Node014->Node999
Ahh, nothing. Go on and
have some fun.
Node014->Node015a
I need the vertibird
plans from your computer.
Node014->Node016
I need you to format the
Hubologist hard drive.
Node014->Node015b
I want you to hack into
the Shi databases and get
some fuel channeled to
the Poseidon tanker.
Node014->Node015c
I want you to reroute the
fuel from the spaceship
into the Poseidon tanker.
Node015a->Node015
Node016->Node002
Oh, all right. I have
more questions.
Node016->Node999
Oh, all right. Bye.
Node1718
Node016->Node1718
It's just a routine
cleaning. I've backed up
everything else already.
Node015b->Node015
Node023
Sorry, their system
hasn't been responding
for a while. There's no
way for me to get into
it.
Node015b->Node023
Node015c->Node015
Node017
Oh. Well, if you've
backed everything up,
I'll do it. ::he taps at
the keyboard:: There you
go.
---
You see a sandy-haired
man.
---
You see Dave H.
Node1718->Node017
Node018
I'll check that myself. I
don't think it's safe to
format the mainframe just
yet.
Node1718->Node018
Node017->Node999
Thanks! So long!
Node013b
Node017->Node013b
I just played you like a
sucker. So long!
Node013b->Node013
Node018->Node002
All right. I have more
questions.
Node018->Node999
All right. Bye.
Node022->Node002
Yes, I have more
questions.
Node022->Node999
No, I guess not.
Node002a->Node002
Node023->Node999
Ahh, nothing. Go on and
have some fun.
Node023->Node015a
I need the vertibird
plans from your computer.
Node023->Node016
I need you to format the
Hubologist hard drive.
Node023->Node015b
I want you to hack into
the Shi databases and get
some fuel channeled to
the Poseidon tanker.
Node023->Node015c
I want you to reroute the
fuel from the spaceship
into the Poseidon tanker.