mcKarl
checkPartyMembersNearDoor
start
critter_p_proc
Zzz
---
Ah! The ghosts from the
farm have come to gets
me!
---
Hey.
pickup_p_proc
Node998
pickup_p_proc->Node998
talk_p_proc
It’s Karl; he’s passed
out.
---
He’s going to have to
sleep it off.
---
It’s good to be home
again.
---
I'm going home, thanks to
you!
---
The ghosts won’t be able
to find me here… [sob]
Node003
What do you want?
talk_p_proc->Node003
Node004
You here (hic) to have
fun with poor Karl again?
(hic) Well, what are you
waiting for? (hic)
Let’s get this over
with!
talk_p_proc->Node004
Node001
Oh, kind and generous
person. (hic) How can
Karl help you today?
(hic) [He takes off his
cap and
holds out his hand.]
talk_p_proc->Node001
Node002
Hey cheapskate! (hic)
Come on, I know you gots
money… (hic) Just some
spare change then… (hic)
something, anything!
Show some compassion.
talk_p_proc->Node002
Node000
Spare some change for
(hic) an out-of-work
farmer?
talk_p_proc->Node000
Node999
Node003->Node999
Gibba gibba.
Node040
You mean… I can go home?
No more ghosts? [Karl
breaks down and cries.
Boy, nothing like seeing
a grown man cry.] Thank
you, I can finally go
home again!
---
You have sent Karl on his
way back to Modoc.
---
One very drunk person.
[He has a sign that says
"Will work for food."]
---
Karl.
Node003->Node040
[Tell Karl about what Jo
said.]
Node041
Where?! Nooooooooo!
They’ve found me!
Node003->Node041
Ghosts, Karl… they’re
everywhere. Look, there’s
one now!
Node030
Why, thank (hic) you;
you’re so (hic) kind. Why
don’t I help you with
that heavy purse? [Karl
reaches into your purse
and takes half your
money.] Very kind of you
(hic) if you needs
anything,
don’t hesitate to ask.
Node004->Node030
Here cha-ange?
Node994
Node004->Node994
Here. Here's $100.
Node993
Node004->Node993
Here, have a beer.
Node992
Node004->Node992
Here, have a bottle of
booze.
Node991
Node004->Node991
Here, have a Nuka-Cola.
Node004->Node999
Sorry, I don’t have
anything for you. Bye.
Node004->Node999
Me go.
Node013
Yeah… (hic) Some sort of
lizard (hic) I hear.
Never seen one, though.
Node004->Node013
Do you know where I can
find a GECK?
Node042
Why yes, I had the
biggest garden (hic) a
person could want. Except
(hic) where I’m from, we
calls it a farm…
Node004->Node042
You mentioned something
about a garden earlier.
Tell me more.
Node046
[He sobers up quickly and
begins to tell his tale.]
I used to be an
upstanding citizen before
coming here. I was a
peaceful farmer that
worked the fields as hard
as any man -- until they
started
showing up at night. All
glowing, with pasty white
skins... Spooked the hell
out of me, it did. Night
after night they showed
up and stole crops and
cattle alike; I could do
nothing to stop them. I
know
what you’re gonna say -
"Why didn’t you ask for
help?" I tell ya, I did!
Nobody would believe me,
they
thought I was crazy.
Finally, it just became
too much for me. I
COULDN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I just up
and left and came here
-- and here I’ve been
ever since. [Karl starts
to weep uncontrollably.
You
decide to leave him with
his misery.]
Node001->Node046
What’s your story?
Node001->Node030
Here cha-ange?
Node001->Node994
Here. Here's $100.
Node001->Node993
Here, have a beer.
Node001->Node992
Here, have a bottle of
booze.
Node001->Node991
Here, have a Nuka-Cola.
Node001->Node999
Sorry, I don’t have
anything for you. Bye.
Node001->Node999
Me go.
Node001->Node013
Do you know where I can
find a GECK?
Node001->Node042
You mentioned something
about a garden earlier.
Tell me more.
Node025
Thaaaats okay… (hic) I
don’t suppose you have
any liquid
refresh-(hic)-ment. It
get’s mighty (hic)
cold out here at night.
Node002->Node025
Sorry, I don’t have
anything for you. Bye.
Node002->Node046
What’s your story?
Node002->Node030
Here money.
Node002->Node042
You mentioned something
about a garden earlier.
Tell me more.
Node990
Node002->Node990
Here. Here's $25.
Node033
Gee... (hic) ...thanks.
Maybe I can buy a (hic)
bullet to shoot myself
with. (hic) Course I’d
have to save (hic) up
for the gun.
Node002->Node033
Here. Here's $1.
Node032
Maybe later, then.
Node002->Node032
No money.
Node010
[In a slurred voice.]
Mighty kind of ya… (hic)
A $1000 otta gets me by.
Node000->Node010
Sure thing, fella; how
much do you need?
Node020
Um… (hic) I’m not real
hungry right now… (hic)
How about if you give me
the money and I’ll get
it later? (hic)
Node000->Node020
How about I buy you a hot
meal?
Node000->Node025
Sorry, I don’t have any
money.
Node000->Node046
What’s your story?
Node000->Node030
Here cha-ange?
Node031
Jooky… hic… It’s a party
in a can.
Node000->Node031
Jooky.
destroy_p_proc
look_at_p_proc
Karl.
---
It’s Karl; he’s passed
out.
---
One very drunk person.
[He has a sign that says
"Will work for food."]
description_p_proc
He is so filthy that you
notice some wildflowers
growing out of his hair.
---
He’s going to have to
sleep it off.
use_skill_on_p_proc
damage_p_proc
damage_p_proc->Node998
map_enter_p_proc
map_exit_p_proc
map_update_p_proc
Node010->Node999
You must take me for a
fool. I’m out of here.
Node010->Node990
For how long, a year? No
way; here’s $25.
Node996
Node010->Node996
Sure, here you go.
Node020->Node990
Here. Here's $25.
Node021
Shi… shy… shick… Whatever
you just sed? (hic) Take
that back… (hic) Whatever
it means, it can’t
be good.
Node020->Node021
You shyster. I’ll bet you
use the money you collect
to buy chems, don’t you?
Node025->Node993
Here, have a beer.
Node025->Node992
Here, have a bottle of
booze.
Node025->Node991
Here, have a Nuka-Cola.
Node025->Node999
Sorry, I don’t have
anything for you. Bye.
Node030->Node999
I go.
Node015
Why didn’t you say so?
(hic) I know where to get
it… (hic) Garden of…
[Karl falls flat on his
face and passes out.]
Node030->Node015
GECK?
Node012
What kinds of person are
ya? (hic) Playing tricks
on a poor homeless
farm-(hic)-er. Leave me
alone!
Node994->Node012
Node016
Bless you! (hic) Ya saved
me life.
Node994->Node016
Node026
You are truly (hic) my
bestest friend in this
whole (hic) cursed world.
[Karl proceeds to drink
the liquid refreshment,
at which point he then
passes out]
Node993->Node026
Node992->Node026
Node027
You are truly (hic) my
bestest friend in this
whole (hic) cursed world.
[Karl opens the bottle
and proceeds to drink --
and then proceeds to yark
all over you.] Ptui! What
the?! Are you trying to
poison me or something?!
Get out of here!
Node991->Node027
Node013->Node999
Never mind. Thanks for
the info.
Node014
Oh! Ya means gecko… (hic)
Yeah, it’s a
liz-(hic)-ard about so
big. [Karl holds his
hands out to
show the size. You can’t
tell, but the lizard is
either 3 inches long or 3
feet long.]
Node013->Node014
No, I’m looking for a
GECK, not a gecko.
Node042->Node999
Forget it, this is going
nowhere.
Node042->Node013
Don’t you remember? We
were talking about the
GECK, and you mentioned a
garden.
Node990->Node012
Node990->Node016
Node011
[Karl’s mouth drops open
in surprise] Thanks!
You’re a (hic) very
generous person… (hic) If
thars anything ya needs
(hic) just come see me.
By the way, (hic) me
name's Karl.
Node996->Node011
Node996->Node012
Node995
Node011->Node995
Sure, Karl; now that you
mention it, I’m looking
for an item called a
GECK. Any clues as to
where I might find one?
Node989
Node011->Node989
I’ll keep that in mind.
Take care of yourself,
Karl.
Node995->Node013
Node043
Hey! (hic) You’re kind a
cute! Let’s me and you go
out back (hic) and gets
better acquainted. I can
pay… I’ve got a $1000.
[Karl leers suggestively
to you.]
Node995->Node043
Node014->Node999
Never mind. Thanks for
the info.
Node014->Node015
Let me try to explain.
I’m not looking for a
lizard called a gecko.
I’m looking for an object
called a GECK.
Node015->Node989
[Maybe when Karl wakes
up, you can talk to him
again.]
Node016->Node999
Don’t mention it. I’ll
see you around, Karl.
Node016->Node013
I’m looking for a GECK;
can you help me?
Node021->Node989
[Before you can reply,
Karl falls forward and
passes out.]
Node026->Node999
Oh well, maybe you’ll be
able to talk to Karl
later.
Node043->Node999
Not on your life!
Node043->Node014
Thanks for the offer, but
I’d rather talk about
finding a GECK.
Node044
Yer sooo purty... (hic)
If you don’t says
anything, I won’t. (hic)
Node043->Node044
You do know you’re
talking to a man, don’t
you?
Node045
[You and Karl slip out
back for a quickie. To
your surprise, you find
that you enjoyed it.]
---
Oh jeez. I must have
dropped my money along
the way. Sorry, it was
fun anyway.
---
Oh jeez. I must have
dropped my money along
the way. Here's $
---
. It's all I've got.
Node043->Node045
Sure, but it’ll cost you
$1000.
Node044->Node999
[You can hardly keep from
gagging.] I’ve got to go.
Node044->Node045
OK, $1000.
timed_event_p_proc