ncWriPly checkPartyMembersNearDoor ChooseFromList You see a small, black-haired child with a pot on his head. He is pointing his finger at some imaginary Enclave agents and making BLAM noises. --- You see one of the Wright children with a pot on his head. CLICK_PREV CLICK_PREV->ChooseFromList CLICK_0 stored_node stored_node CLICK_0->stored_node CLICK_1 CLICK_1->stored_node CLICK_2 CLICK_2->stored_node CLICK_3 CLICK_3->stored_node CLICK_4 CLICK_4->stored_node CLICK_MORE CLICK_MORE->ChooseFromList start critter_p_proc pickup_p_proc Node998 pickup_p_proc->Node998 talk_p_proc Node004 talk_p_proc->Node004 Node037 Ahhh... talk_p_proc->Node037 Node038 Hey, thanks for the cool gun, lady. talk_p_proc->Node038 Node039 Where did my gun go? talk_p_proc->Node039 Node005 talk_p_proc->Node005 Node006 talk_p_proc->Node006 Node007 (The child stops *bzzzzzing* around and lifts up the pot to look at you.) --- Can --- play tooo? talk_p_proc->Node007 talk_p_proc->Node007 Node999 Node007->Node999 Sorree. I thought you were a pot Byeeee Node007->Node999 (Let him play.) Node017 It's not a pot, STUPID! It's my helmet! Node007->Node017 Why do you have a pot on your head? Node020 Metal insects n' soldiers. --- Metal insects n' soldiers. --- (Looks at your equipment, spots one of your pistols.) Can I play with yer gun? Node007->Node020 What are you playing? Node032 (Shrugs.) Daddy's in the house, Mommy's at church. Node007->Node032 Where are your parents? destroy_p_proc look_at_p_proc You see one of the Wright children. description_p_proc use_skill_on_p_proc damage_p_proc map_enter_p_proc timed_event_p_proc timed_event_p_proc->Node037 Node002 timed_event_p_proc->Node002 Node003 timed_event_p_proc->Node003 Node017->Node999 (Let him play with his 'helmet.') Node019 (The little man turns white, takes a step back, then turns and runs, screaming his head off.) Node017->Node019 Call me stupid AGAIN, you little shit, and we'll see how well that 'helmet' protects you from a gaping head wound. Node018 (Glares at you suspiciously.) Whaddya want? Node017->Node018 Whoa, sorry there, fearsome helmed warrior. Node020->Node999 Oh, okay. I was just curious. Node021 (Glares at you.) C'mon, I know how to use guns like that! I'm in Family Wright! Let me see it! Pleeease? Node020->Node021 No, no...it's too dangerous to play with, youngster. Node020->Node021 No. You'll shoot your eye out. Node020->Node021 "Metal insects?" Node020->Node021 Nooooo...I think I better be going. Node028 (You take your crappiest gun from your pack and give it to the kid. He smiles and holds it up, admiring it.) MY gun! Cool! --- I know where I can get ammo for it, too! Node020->Node028 Why, sure you can, you little pothead. Here you go. (Give him an unloaded pistol.) Node022 Yeah, metal insects! We SAW one when we were out in th' desert! It was as big… (Takes a deep breath.) …as big as a HOUSE! N'it had metal PEOPLE in it. Node020->Node022 "Metal insects?" Node032->Node999 All right then. Just curious. Thanks. Node032->Node017 Why do you have a pot on your head? Node032->Node020 What are you playing? Node008 Well…okay. (Looks you up and down.) But I'M the metal insect this game! --- okay with that. --- No! --- wanna be incest! Node008->Node999 Ooooh…what over here? Node009 (The little man lets the pot fall down over his head, and resumes *bzzzzing* around.) Node008->Node009 Okee dokee little bee person Node010 INSECT, stoo-pid! We SAW one when we were out in the desert! It was as big… (Takes a deep breath.) …as big as a HOUSE! N'it had metal PEOPLE in it. --- Don't shout. --- no like shout. --- You lie to --- . You make FUN of --- . --- not like. --- has killed a lot of little loud people like you…maybe you next? Node008->Node010 What incest? Node009->Node999 Shamble off Node009->Node999 (Leave.) Node990 Node009->Node990 Run around with him for a while making *bzzzzing* noises. Node010->Node999 Wander off. Node011 UH-HUH. We saw it. Node010->Node011 Nuh-uh Node013 I don't like you. You're a big stupid-head! (Sticks out his tongue.) Get outta here, stupid-head! --- No shout! No shout at --- ! --- SMASH! Node010->Node013 Don't call me stoopid Node011->Node999 Wander off and make "uhhh" noises at someone else. Node012 Uh-huh! I'll show you! A bunch of us are going over there when it gets REALLY dark. --- Wanna come? (The little person squints at you.) But you gotta be reeeally quiet. Reeeeally quiet. Node011->Node012 Nuh-uh Node014 (Squints at you.) You sound like my Mom and Dad when they go to bed. Node011->Node014 Uh-uh-uh-uh Node011->Node014 Huh-huh-huh-huh Node013->Node999 Bite back your tears and run away Node013->Node999 All right…this time. Go easy on the Jet, kid. Node013->Node999 (Leave.) Node013->Node019 DON'T CALL ME STOOPID! YOU STOOPID! YOU STOOPID! Node012->Node999 Okee-dokee, me go wit…oooooh, that sand over there? Node036 You wait until it gets a little darker... Node012->Node036 Okee-dokee (Follow him.) Node014->Node999 Wander off. Node016 A bunch of us are going over there when it gets REALLY dark. --- Wanna come? (Squints at you.) But you gotta be reeeally quiet. Reeeeally quiet. Node014->Node016 Where you see incest? I wanna see too Node984 Node036->Node984 ...then you follow the kids into the desert. Node019->Node999 Hee hee...run, little mann! RUN! Node019->Node999 Little punk… Node016->Node999 Okee-dokee, me want to com…oooooh, that sand over there? Node016->Node036 Uh-huh (Follow him.) Node015 I'm not lying, stupid! A bunch of us are going over there when it gets REALLY dark. --- Wanna come? (Squints at you.) But you gotta be reeeally quiet. Reeeeally quiet. Node015->Node999 Okee-dokee, me want to com…oooooh, that sand over there? Node015->Node013 DON'T call me stoopid, STOOPID Node015->Node036 Uh-huh (Follow him.) Node018->Node999 Nothing. Node018->Node020 I just wanted to know what kind of game you're playing. It looks like fun! Node018->Node020 What are you playing? Node018->Node032 Uh…where are your parents? Node021->Node999 Forget it. Go play with your friends. Node021->Node013 I don't care if you're in Family Badass, you ain't getting this gun. Node021->Node013 Look, if your family trusted you with a gun they would have given you one. Forget it. Node021->Node021 Look: In the wrong hands, a gun is a deadly weapon. Well, I mean, it's ALWAYS a deadly weapon, but in the wrong hands…it's, uh…deadly…hold on, let me start over. Node021->Node028 Well, all right. (Give him an unloaded pistol.) Node028->Node999 Sure is. Enjoy. Catch you later. Node029 Tribal giver! It's mine! You gave it to me! It's my gun! Node028->Node029 Uh, you can't keep it. It's just a loan... Node985 Node028->Node985 Yep, all yours. Now tell me about these metal insects… Node031 Okay! (He runs off.) Node028->Node031 Lock and load, kid. Say...why don't you go show your gun to Daddy? Be sure to wave it around a lot and pull that little switch beneath the gun there. Node022->Node999 You better go easy on the Jet, kid. That stuff'll kill you. Later. Node022->Node999 Really? That's amazing. I may have to go out there sometime and see for myself. Bye. Node987 Node022->Node987 Really! Wow! Where did you see it? Node986 Node022->Node986 You're lying! Node026 I'm NOT lying! We SAW it in the desert! (He glares at you sullenly.) Node022->Node026 I don't believe you. You're lying. Node023 In th' desert. (Squints at you suspiciously.) It's probably not there anymore, though. Node987->Node023 Node024 In th' desert. (Glances around, starts whispering.) A bunch of us are going out there when it gets REALLY dark. --- Wanna come? (Squints at you.) But you gotta be reeeally quiet. Reeeeally quiet. Node987->Node024 Node986->Node026 Node027 I'm NOT lying! We SAW it in the desert! I can PROVE it! (Glares at you.) A bunch of us are going over when it gets a little darker. --- Come along, and I'll show it to you. (Sneers.) If yer not SCARED. Node986->Node027 Node026->Node999 Okay, okay. Nevermind. Go back to playing your game. Node035 (He shakes his head. He lets the pot fall down over his head, and resumes *bzzzzing* around.) Node026->Node035 Hmmm. Maybe you ARE telling the truth. Can you show me where you saw it? Node026->Node035 Okay, I believe you. Will you show me where you saw it? Node023->Node999 Oh, okay. See you, then. Node023->Node035 Are you sure you wouldn't want to show it to me anyway? Node023->Node035 Can you show me where you saw it anyway? Node035->Node999 Uh, okay. Node035->Node999 You little punk…see if I save you when I'm saving the world... Node024->Node999 (Let him play.) Node025 Hunh? (Frowns and adjusts the pot on his head.) What's a hello-copter? Node024->Node025 Uh, I don't think you'll be seeing that 'metal insect' anymore. It was actually a helicopter. Node034 (The kid shrugs. He lets the pot fall down over his head, and resumes *bzzzzing* around.) Node024->Node034 Not tonight, thanks. Early day tomorrow. Node025->Node034 It's a…flying machine. It can hold people and stuff inside. Node025->Node034 A helicopter is...I guess the closest approximation you'd be familiar with is 'automobile.' A helicopter is like an automobile that's able to rise off the ground and hover through the use of vertically rotating blades. The helicopter's engine spins the blades so fast it keeps it aloft. Isn't that incredible? Node025->Node034 Nevermind. Just don't go wandering around outside of town again. It could get you killed. Node034->Node999 (Leave.) Node027->Node999 No thanks. Go back to playing your game. Node027->Node036 I'll be quiet. Lead on, MacDuff. Node027->Node025 Uh, I don't think you'll be seeing that 'metal insect' anymore. It was actually a helicopter. Node027->Node034 Not tonight, thanks. Early day tomorrow. Node029->Node999 Oh, hell. This post holocaust world can't get any worse. Go on and play with it. Node030 Nuh-uh! (He runs off with your gun.) Node029->Node030 Give it back, you little shit! Node029->Node030 No, it's mine. I had to hurt a lot of people for that gun. Can I pleeeease have it back? Node985->Node022 Node031->Node999 Well, THIS little act of evil might take a while to bear fruit…better leave the area and come back. Node031->Node999 (Calmly leave the vicinity, whistling innocently.) Node030->Node999 Come back here, you little shit! Node030->Node999 Hey! Node033 (The kid lets the pot fall down over his head, and resumes *bzzzzing* around.) Node033->Node999 (Leave.) map_exit_p_proc