scsalbob checkPartyMembersNearDoor start critter_p_proc pickup_p_proc talk_p_proc Node015 Hell and thunder, you again? Git yer scrawny ass outta my sight! talk_p_proc->Node015 Node001 Howdy, stranger! talk_p_proc->Node001 Node002 Name's Bob. Saltbeef Bob, yep. How about you? --- What'd you say your name was again, stranger? I'm Saltbeef Bob. talk_p_proc->Node002 Node012 Well bite me, too! Now yer talking. Don't take no lip from nobody, pardner! Say, you got any hooch on ya? Just a little sip? Node015->Node012 Bite me! Node016 Damn right I am! You don't have a little drink on you, do you now? Fer an old man. Node015->Node016 You're a fiesty one, old timer Node001->Node002 Who are you? Node005 Hoo-wee! Sounds like you got yerself some mighty fine hooch there! Say, hows about sharing a little? Just a little sip. Node001->Node005 Gruh? Node010 Tarnation, it's a good and honest name, is what it is! The boys let me do some cooking around here and if you weren't such a tinhorn you'd know that and know to respect yer elders. Node002->Node010 Saltbeef? What kind of name is that? Node014 Boss let's me stay here. I run this stable! Do a little cleaning, keep a square camp. --- Pleased to meet you. I'm --- . Node002->Node014 What are you doing here? destroy_p_proc look_at_p_proc You see an old grubby man with stringy hair. --- It's the guy they call Saltbeef Bob description_p_proc He's got about three teeth and a face criss-crossed with the little veins of a drunkard. He smells bad too. use_skill_on_p_proc damage_p_proc map_enter_p_proc Node998 Node999 Node007a Node005->Node007a Drink! Good! Node006 Easy, pardner! Can't blame a man fer asking, can ya? I'll just leave you be then. Node005->Node006 Grrrg! Node011 Rile me? Rile me! You ain't seen me riled yet! Now jes' git outta my sight before you gets me really upset! Gwan! Git! Node010->Node011 Sorry, old-timer didn't mean to rile you. Node010->Node012 Well bite me, old timer! Node014->Node010 Saltbeef? What kind of name is that? Node003 That's a right fine name, yep. Say, you wouldn't have a drink on ya, pardner? Node003->Node007a Yes. Node003->Node006 No. Node004 Well, there warn't no need to be rude about it. Just wanted a little sip, see. Steady my nerves... Node003->Node004 Get away from me, you stinking bum! Node007 (Gulp, gulp, gulp) Aaaahhhh! That's right fine of you, stranger! Fine person, indeed. Kind a man should have as his pardner. (Gulp) Did I ever tell you about the time I made my big strike? Node007a->Node007 removeAlchol Node007a->removeAlchol Node007->Node006 Rahhhg! Node008 It was back in '78 and me and Bessie - best 'bot a man ever had - we was u-ra-ni-um prospecting west o' here. We hadn't turned up a rad's worth o' beans when all of a sudden five - no, I'm sure it was ten - deathclaws jumped us. --- They fought like hellcats. I fired so much I melted down my rifle barrel and was going at 'em knife to claw when old Bessie finally fused her last circuit board. Well, I tried to save her, but it warn't no use. Finally had to cut and run, keeping 'em off with rocks all the way. --- Well, things looked bad when I stumbled into this cave. Thought I was a goner fer sure. Figured it was their lair - but I had me my torch so I went inside. Hoo-wee, it was a deep cave. And that's when I saw it. --- It was a great big door, like them kinds you see in the old video flics. Big and made o' steel. An on it was carved a great, big 13! --- I knew I'd found it, the mother lode, the Vault 13. I sat right down and made me a map. Damn near died getting out o' there, past them deathclaws and then the sun o' the desert and no water. --- By the time I staggered into Shady Sands, I was mostly dead. Took me to the doc and fixed me up, but that doc stole my map. I knows it and that's all I gots to say. Node007->Node008 No? Node013 Hee, hee, hee! It's mine now, pardner. You'll jes' have to find yer own! Node007->Node013 Hey, quit drinking all my booze! Node009 Node012->Node007a Yes. Node012->Node006 No. Node012->Node004 Get away from me you, stinking bum! Node016->Node007a Yes. Node016->Node006 No. Node016->Node004 Get away from me you stinking bum!